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Sunday, November 3, 2024

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Quotes Compilation



Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Quotes Compilation:



"This is not said enough- Believe in yourself and go for it!" Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"The best time to do it was then. The second best time to do it is now." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"Hearsay rumors and speculation are distractions I don't waste time on. Unless I have to deal with something directly, I ignore the bull shit. I think that is good advice for anyone to follow." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"Being ahead of your time gives you a virtually endless amount of "I told you so's" that you can use at the time of your choosing later." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"You don’t have to take a conventional route to get where you want to go. Unconventional routes can get you there. And sometimes the only route is the unconventional route." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"You can't win an argument with the one you love, because winning the argument may cause hurt feelings. The better option. The better bet, is to find common ground and mutually win." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“It is almost impossible to know how to sell a prospect if you don’t listen for what they want.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"The added benefit to proving them wrong, is it proves you were right. A win win." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"You can't beat the system, but you can use it to get rich and live the life of your dreams." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You already know what you know. When you listen, you can learn what other people know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"Giving up is just not in my nature." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You can’t study something to perfect it. You have to do it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You might not always be on the exact same page as your client, but as long as you are in the same chapter, the deal can still get done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"How you fight injustice is with justice." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The solutions are right above the problems, so don’t stop at the problems, keep going.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Open arms, hearts and heads, lead to new experiences, memories, and friends.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Down is not out. Broke is not broken. With the right outlook on life, impossible stands for I’m possible, and comeback stories of epic proportions, are the stories we remember forever!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You know when things happen? When you have worked for something for so long and you want it so badly for so long That’s when it finally happens. That’s when game-changing things happen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Being judged by others means that you are important enough that they make the time to think about you and talk about you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"I'm 44 now. A 44 Magnum. More dangerous than ever. :)" Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson



“The answer to ranking well on search engines is the same as it has always been. You can call it keyword optimizing, or search engine optimization, or anything else you want to, but what you are really describing is delivering high quality content, on a consistent basis. The search engines and internet users want to see high quality content consistently. If your website or blog delivers high quality content consistently, sooner or later your website or blog will rank well on search engines, and traffic to your website or blog will increase. Period.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Oh haters. Just keep watching. Make sure you have your dental insurance paid up for when I make it happen, your jaw hits the floor, and your teeth break.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“A wish gives you a chance. Unrelenting effort towards your goal, gives you all the chances you want!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The next time someone asks you about something that you don’t know about, or you are faced with a situation where there is something that you don’t know about, make it your goal to find out about it, so that the next time someone asks you about it, or the next time you are faced with a situation about it, you do know about it, and you are prepared.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“A hater once told me that my mind was in space. I told them that was one small step for man. One giant leap over haterkind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The Rule of Three” or spaced repetition of a message or ad works like this- Say it once, so the person hears you. Say it again, to make sure they heard you the first time. Then you say it again one more time, to make sure they heard you one of the first two times, and so the message sinks in deeper. The more the hear the message, the more it will stay with them. Rule of Three, use it. It works. Period." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson



“That is how we learn things. We learn by guessing, trying new things, asking questions, and things like that. Never stop doing those things, and you’ll never stop learning.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“It’s the negative naysayers and haters choice to say something can’t be done or that you can’t do something. It’s your choice if you want to prove them wrong or not.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Everyone faces adversity. How you decide to handle it, will have a large impact on what kind of life that you lead.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"The best answer to almost any question is, it depends, because it is nearly impossible to consider all variables, in all situations. That said, I learned from a mentor of mine that in order to make the best decisions, you should look to the 6 simple serving men. The 6 simple serving men are who, what, why, where when and how. If you know those 6 things, you can make a fully informed decision." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"Be single focused even when you are multitasking until the mission is accomplished." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Know what you know. Know what you don’t know. And always be open to learning new things.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Regret is a lot worse feeling than fear. Remember that the next time you are letting fear hold you back from doing something.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson




"High quality content can pay the bills, and possibly make you very wealthy. As they say- “Content is King”, and if you have high quality content, you might just get to live like a King!" Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Don’t argue about generalities, when someone is talking specifics.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"If haters didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Dreams can be had. Goals can be achieved. Questions can be answered. Be open to opportunities!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“How do you create a successful blog or website? Either write or share content that is worth reading on a regular basis. The internet might be packed with information, but there will always be a need and a want for useful information.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Haters- Thank you for telling me all of the things that I haven’t done yet. I really appreciate it, because now I have a checklist of things that I need to do.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Haters- Don’t be surprised if I ____________. Don’t worry haters. I’ll fill in the blank with something I’m sure that you’ll hate very soon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Dream about it. Make real plans. Take the necessary actions. Live the life of your dreams. It is possible. Believe in yourself!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Important note- It is completely ok to make your big plans and dream big if you don’t have any money right now. Because someday you will, and when the right opportunity comes along, you’ll be ready.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Our feelings and emotions might make us want to hold on to the wrong person for too long sometimes, but the good news is, it will eventually become clear that you’re just better off without that certain person in your life.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“When you need to accomplish something, remember the name “Will Resourceful”. Have the “Will” to see it through and be “Resourceful” enough to get the job done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Successful people know what works, and they exploit the shit out of it! Find your niche and run with it. Go get yours!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Fact- Sometimes you just have to turn on your inner badass, let the world know you mean business, and you can make shit happen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“A penny saved might be a penny earned, but a penny multiplied, makes dollars. Dollars multiplied, makes a living. Dollars multiplied effectively, makes you financially independent!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“If you want something bad enough, you can get it. If you want something back bad enough, you can get it back.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Be committed enough to exhaust every option that doesn’t work, until you get to the one that does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Enjoy the good times. Push through the bad/hard times. Take the memories with you from the good times and take the lessons with you from the bad/hard times.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You will see me fail from time to time. That’s possible. You will see me get back up if I fail. That’s inevitable!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Use your money wiser. Then you get to retire.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The bust creates the buy in opportunity, and the boom creates the fortune.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You can say what you want about me, but I’m the guy that does the jobs that have to get done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Don’t settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It’s better to get paid than be right. Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can’t rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don’t waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“To fulfill your true potential, you have to leave your comfort zone. The tradeoff to leaving your comfort zone, is you have to deal with more “stuff”, than if you stayed inside of your comfort zone.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Something isn’t stupid if it is working.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Would you rather be right, or get paid?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Confidence = contract.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“I don’t want to die on a bed with my head on a pillow. I want to live life to the fullest.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The difference between constructive criticism and complaining, is constructive criticism is actually helpful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The words we say, determine the price we are paid.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“When you do the right things consistently, over a long enough period of time, you are positioning yourself to be in the right place, at the right time, when opportunity strikes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“With limited resources and burning desire, you can turn shit into gold!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You can succeed on your own and you don’t need anybody, but it sure helps when you have people to help you and be for you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“People become friends with, get into relationships with, do business with, vote for, buy from, and interact with people they like. Whether you realize it or not, building rapport is the secret to more.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Everybody wants a better life. We all want to be rock stars, movie stars, models, never age, always have the answers, be a leader, be millionaires and live the high life. The #1 secret in sales is to use that information about people to your advantage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The definition of “Cyber Psychological Warfare” is the planned tactical use of propaganda, threats, and other non-combat cyber techniques during wars, threats of war, and periods of geopolitical unrest to mislead, intimidate, demoralize, or otherwise influence the thinking and/or behavior of your enemy. Do you want to see what Cyber Psychological Warfare looks like in action, or are you okay with just knowing what it is?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Let circumstances dictate decisions. Have a plan, but if circumstances change, make sure you can quickly change your plan to match the new set of circumstances.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Incentivize to capitalize. If you can offer someone something they want, they are likely to give you what you want in return.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The best way to counter facts is by presenting more convincing alternative facts.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“When you are being attacked and you don’t have a counterattack plan, muddy the waters to make it difficult for them to continue attacking you, and to buy yourself time to come up with a counterattack plan.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Deception can be used in positive and negative ways. In national defense cyber warfare, deception is a necessary evil unfortunately.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Evil gets their occasional victory but good will always triumph over evil in the end. The side of evil fights for hate. The side of good fights for love, and love is a more powerful emotion and bogger motivator than hate.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You know what I love about people who play dirty? They have dirt on their hands. Find the dirt, and victory is yours.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“As much as I wish it weren’t true, there are bad guys out there in the world that want to hurt us, and they cannot be reasoned with, or negotiated with, or bargained with. All they respect is force and strength. And one of the best tools we have to keep those bad guys from trying to do bad things to us is cyber psychological warfare.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Attacking civilians directly rallies public support against the attacker(s). Attacking infrastructure disabling and disrupting supply chains, commerce and travel severely hurts economies. Economic warfare has proven to be a highly effective tactic of war. For this reason, cyber warfare has become the preferred method of attacking your enemies.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“When facts and evidence are not available to prove guilt, you can expect to be vilified and dehumanized to the point you look guilty. It’s an evil world out there. It is an absolute must that you cover your ass and protect yourself.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The one that wants it the most does not get it. The one that wants it the most and knows how to get it, is who gets it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“It must be my multiple personalities working together to get shit done. Teamwork makes the dream work. Hey, if haters are going to make false allegations against me, I am going to use it to make content to benefit myself and others.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“We live in a world where sex is a currency, influence is a tool, power is a drug, victimhood is a defense, and virtually anything goes. The law of the jungle has been the law since day one of mankind. What has changed?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“If you are going to subtract from my life, don’t try to add yourself into my life.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"Don't just talk about it. Be about it!" Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“All things being equal, all things are never equal. You just have to do the best you can.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Life teaches us lessons. If we don’t learn from the lesson’s life teaches us, we will unfortunately be forced to repeat the lessons until we do learn the lessons.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You don’t need to say shit. You need to do shit. Doing is what gets you closer to done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“When you hear from people who have done great things, you start to think to yourself, maybe I can do great things. Well guess what….YOU CAN!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Inspiring quotes are very powerful learning tools for success, and one of the best ways to help set the right perspective.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You are the answer to answering the questions you have, the challenges you are facing, and the obstacles you need to overcome. Never sell yourself short, because as history has proven, ordinary people have done extraordinary things.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The quote I think I tell people the most and I mean it with every fiber of my being is- Believe in yourself and go for it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Be wary of someone who only speaks negatively of others and positively about themself.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“No period of time in history has been perfect. That said, as messed up as the world currently is, we have never had more information, technology and resources, to resolve the problems our society currently faces.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The right words at the right time can change lives.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Don’t make a whole lot of noise about nothing. Make a whole lot of progress about something.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“After hitting rock bottom, and feeling nothing but depressed, about myself and my future back in 2015, it hit me. When you have nothing more to lose, that’s as bad as it can get, and sometimes it is the best place to be at, to make your comeback.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Make 2024 the year of more! More time, more friends, more romance, more traveling, more money, and most importantly, more of whatever makes you happy!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“If we take away the rights and freedoms of individuals anywhere, we risk losing the rights and freedoms of individuals everywhere.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Humankind has made it this far and the average person today is more intelligent than the average person was at any previous period of time in human history. That is what gives me hope for today and tomorrow.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“When you do the right things, you are likely to have good results. When you do the wrong things, you are likely to have negative consequences. Simple as that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“2024 could be chaotic as everyone says it will be. What if it is? What if it isn’t? Either way, be prepared.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Officially October is ADHD Awareness Month, Cybersecurity Awareness Month, Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and Domestic Violence Awareness Month. Unofficially October is believe in yourself and go for it month!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"Do not let someone who has done nothing tell you how to do anything." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Reciprocity is a big secret to getting what you want. If you give first, people don’t mind giving back in return. It sounds counter intuitive, but it is true. If you want to get, give.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The difference between a question and an objection. A question is a request for more information or clarification. An objection is a challenge wrapped in a question or comment. The purpose of a question is to learn more about something you need and/or want to know more about. The purpose of an objection is to express opposition to something you either disagree with or want clarification about.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“If the system is broken you have two choices. You can either choose to accept it, or you can choose to break free from it and do your own thing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Life is like a serious video game. You need to learn how to play it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“If you want something bad enough you will turn on your inner beast mode and become the exception to the rule.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You may not be able to rule the world, but you can rule your world!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You are only going to get more if you produce more. If you produce more, you are going to get more.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Be so good they don’t have any choice but to accept your terms.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Set yourself free from the burdens the world puts on you. You are you. Be you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“There is no way around paying your dues, so don’t put your effort into trying to find a way around paying your dues. Pay your dues. Get the respect. And keep it movin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Maximize your work, so you can maximize your play. Always invest your time where you can get a return.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“For the people who only remember the 1 bad thing you did and don’t remember the 1,000 good things you’ve done, it’s on them, not you. Your life is your life. Don’t waste your precious time trying to please those who aren’t worth pleasing. Be your best self and live your best life!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Any business with constant price increases and people have to buy your product is a very good business to be in.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“A penny saved might be a penny earned, but a penny multiplied, makes dollars. Dollars multiplied, makes a living. Dollars multiplied effectively, makes you financially independent!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"If you keep using the scare, eventually your employees won't care." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson



“Every day we all have decisions to make. Make good daily decisions and you won’t believe how your life improves.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



Distinguished Intelligence Cross Awarded To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson For Acts of Extraordinary Heroism - https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/distinguished-intelligence-cross-awarded-to-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson-for-acts-of-extraordinary-heroism/



The Story of The First Time MJ Walked On His Own After His Subdural Hematoma Brain Surgery - https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-story-of-the-first-time-mj-walked-on-his-own-after-his-subdural-hematoma-brain-surgery/



Friday, June 11, 2021

An "Awesome" Dating Memory


The picture on this post is from one of MJ and I’s first dates. MJ’s mom called while we were on our date. MJ was drunk when she called. Not totally wasted drunk, but for sure inhibitions gone drunk. In the middle of what felt like was a somewhat serious call, MJ said- “Mom, I love Malia. I want to marry her. I saw her boob earlier when it fell out of her shirt. Her boob was awesome. She is awesome. We are having an awesome time. I love you ma. You are an awesome mom. I am sorry (MJ couldn’t remember who it was that was sick at the time, but he remembers it was someone from his family that lives in Tennessee) isn’t awesome. I hope she gets awesome again soon. Can I call you back tomorrow ma? I think our table is ready. We are at that awesome Oasis On The Lake restaurant. The sun is setting. It’s awesome on the eyes. I’ll text you a picture. I love you ma. Bye.”

After he hung up, he asked someone standing by us if they would take our picture so that he could send the picture to his mom. He handed the person his phone to take the picture, and we backed up to the railing. MJ asked me to hold his giant margarita glass because he didn’t want his mom to think he was drunk. I was laughing in the picture because I didn’t want his mom to think I was drunk either, and here I was the innocent one holding this giant margarita glass. I asked MJ why he handed me his drink. Wasn’t he worried about what his mom would think about me? MJ said- “I love my mom and I know she worries about me. I handed you the drink because I thought you would know what to do with it. You are my angel Malia May Johnson.” I said- “My last name isn’t Johnson.” MJ said- “Give it time. You gotta admit it has nice ring to it.

I remember telling MJ later that night that I was doing a good job of making him think it was his idea that we should be together. He said he didn’t care whose idea it was for us to be together, but whosever idea it was, it was a good idea.

Michael David Johnson, I will always hold your margarita, kiss you, make love to you, be with you, have your babies, have your back, be your sounding board, be your muse, listen to you, collaborate with you, do whatever, whenever, however with you and for you, for any and all reasons, and I have no doubt you feel the same way about me. 3-8-2012 forever!

Love,

Malia May Now My Last Name Is Johnson

P.S. MJ, I know when you look at this picture the first thought that goes through your mind is me naked wearing the “clod hoppers” shoes I have on in this picture, and I am okay with that, because you know my first thought when I see this picture is you wearing the boots you have on in this picture naked doing “The Dick Dance”. We’re penguins MJ, and you are never getting rid of me!

Our First Slow Dance – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/ourfirstslowdance/

Monday, April 5, 2021

You’ve Got To Stand For Something, or You’ll Fall For Anything by Malia May Johnson


Dedicated to my loving husband (with some side notes for explanation and perspective purposes).

MJ,

I was born in South Africa, and I lived in South Africa until I graduated secondary school (high school) and came to America to go to college. Most of my family still lives in South Africa. 

I had a very happy childhood. I am proud to be from Cape Town, South Africa. That said, the unemployment rate is 33%, and the poverty rate is almost 60%. 

One of my passions is charity work. My passion charities are animal related causes and South African aid and improvement.

I was told for legal reasons not to mention the name of the charity, or to give specifics about the emergency meeting. I can say that the charitable organization I am referencing relates to South Africa, and the rerouting of money earmarked for food security for children living in poverty, into a startup energy company with no history, and no track record.

I know energy is important, but charities are not investors. Taking money away from starving children to fund a startup company that may or may not succeed, I knew was just wrong. 

Here is what happened last week. A rogue board member called for an emergency vote, in secrecy, to try to divert money for earmarked to buy food for poor kids in South Africa, to pay for an energy startup company. I had heard the board member pushing for the energy company was up to no good, and he was using intimidation tactics to try to get what he wanted. 

When I told MJ about it, he was worried about me going to the meeting. I told MJ I wasn’t going to let a greedy bully take food out of starving children’s mouths. MJ insisted that I not go alone. I told him I was going to take our family lawyer with me, and a bodyguard. MJ insisted that he wanted to go with me several times, but I told me no. I wanted to prove I could stand up for what was right all by myself. I was determined to show how “girl power” tough I was. MJ kept insisting that I bring more people with me, and/or that he be allowed to go with me.
 
MJ insisting that he go with me made me feel like he didn’t believe in me, and that I couldn’t handle it. MJ kept telling me that he believes in me, but he was worried about what a greedy, selfish bully might try to do if I was the one standing in the way of him getting what he wanted. I thought he was overreacting, because after all, this is a charity, with charitable people, so what’s the worst that can happen?

Before I left for the meeting MJ begged me to let him come with me. I told MJ to stop treating me like I was a little girl, because I am a woman. Then I turned it back on him. I asked him if he would go by himself if he had to, to stand up for what was right, to protect starving children from a greedy, selfish bully trying to take their food away from them. MJ said that he would go by himself if he had to. I then asked him why he was against me going by myself if he himself would do it. He said- “Baby, I believe in you. I know you want to stand up for what is good, and what is right, but bad guys don’t play fair, and sometimes they are willing to use aggressive/dirty tactics to try to get what they want.” He also said- “I realize it may look like I am setting a double standard here, because I told you I would be willing to go alone if I had to, but I don’t want you to go alone. It’s just that you are carrying our unborn child, and sometimes shitheads in some countries don’t believe in equal rights, and they think they can intimidate women.” I could feel myself getting pissed off as those words were coming out of his mouth. I was thinking, how dare he be sexist like that, and how dare he doubt my abilities, especially since he admitted he would do the same thing I was doing. Right before I walked out the door, I said- “Don’t say another word, except you support me and you love me.” He said- “I support you and I love you.” Then he kissed me, and I walked out the door. 

It took us about 45 minutes with traffic, to pick up my/our lawyer, and to get to the meeting in Washington D.C. Bethesda Maryland, where MJ and I live, and where our family attorney live, is give or take traffic, about a 20 minute drive. We practiced on the way. I felt prepared and ready for the meeting. When we arrived, I noticed immediately there were no other board members/charity members there, except the rogue board member and me. For the resolution to pass, to divert the money from the food for kids’ program, to fund the energy startup company, all attending board members had to approve the resolution. Usually at important board meetings like this one, there would be at least 8 to 10 board members present, but at this meeting, there were only 2. There was one board member supporting funding the energy company, and one board member not supporting the funding the energy company (me).

My lawyer and I were nervous/scared, even though my bodyguard was with us, because on our side of the table/room, was only my lawyer (a woman) and I (a woman), and my bodyguard (a woman). On the other side of the table/room, was the board member supporting the energy company (a man), and 16 other men, yes, I counted them, who were there with him. Only one of the 16 other men that were there with the other board member was carrying/had with them any paperwork/documents/files. I asked my lawyer why the other board member had so many people with him. She said- “To intimidate me into supporting the startup energy company.” I asked her if she was intimidated. She said- “I’m a little bit on edge. It is concerning to me that no other board members are attending, especially considering the magnitude of the meeting.” 

The meeting was scheduled to begin at 9:00 am. The other board member tried to call the meeting to order at 8:50 am. I asked that he wait until 9:00, to see if anymore board members showed up. He agreed to wait, but you could tell he was anxious to get started. Both sides were scheduled to present their case, and then the attending board members would vote. A unanimous vote would be required to divert the money for the food for kids’ program, to fund the energy startup company. I was against funding the energy company, but I was willing to hear the other side out, because you never know.

At 8:57 am, we heard a commotion in the hallway. My lawyer and I looked at each other, and she said- “I bet it’s MJ.” I said- “I hope so. I told him I didn’t want him to come because I wanted to do this by myself, but he didn’t want me to, because he was afraid they would try to bully me into agreeing to fund the energy company.” She said- “I think he was right.” I said- “Me too, but now it is too late.” She said- “If that is MJ in the hallway, you are not going to make him leave, are you?” I said- “No.” She said- “I think we can both tell they are up to no good, and you know MJ would never let these guys bully you.” I said- “I hope he shows up even though I told him not to.” 30 seconds later the double doors swing open, and it’s MJ standing there with his bodyguards and a half dozen of his FBI buddies. One of the security guys standing in the hallway said- “I tried to stop them boss, but there were to many of them.” At that moment, I knew for a fact the other board member was up to no good. 
 
MJ walked up to me, kissed me, and whispered in my ear- “You can hate me for coming to your meeting, but at least I will know you are safe while I am sleeping on the couch tonight.”

Then I whispered in his ear- “I’m sorry I was a bitch to you. I love you.”

Our family lawyer said- “I am glad you showed up. It doesn’t look like they are willing to take no for an answer.”

MJ said- “I am not here to interfere. I support and believe in Malia all the way. I am only here to make sure this is a fair fight.” Then he kissed me and walked to the back of the room.

I whispered to my lawyer- “I love that man.” She whispered back- “Me too today.” Then I turned around, and with complete confidence, because I knew the other board member couldn’t bully me now, said- “That is my husband “MJ The Terrible”. He is not a board member. He is just here for support, like your group is here to support you. I’m ready to get this party started if you are?” Then I sat down. 

The other board member stood up and called the meeting to order. He proposed canceling the vote and rescheduling it for another time. His reason for proposing to cancel the vote was only 2 board members were in attendance, but I have a feeling he proposed canceling the vote because he knew he couldn’t bully me into approving what he wanted.

After the 2 minute meeting was over, I walked up to MJ, and told him he didn’t have to sleep on the couch tonight, on one condition. He had to take me and our lawyer out to a nice breakfast/brunch, to celebrate. He agreed, and took us all out, including his FBI buddies, to a celebratory breakfast/brunch, at The Lafayette restaurant.

MJ, you are an amazing husband and father. I am lucky to have you as my husband, and our babies are lucky to have you as their father. You might not always know the right answers on my Cosmo relationship quizzes, but I know you will always love me, support me, be there for me, and always have my back!

All of my love and devotion,

Malia

P.S. MJ, you told said- “You’ve got to stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything.” Well, I stood up for what was right, and I fell even more in love with you. It was a win win.

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

"Mr. Right" by Malia May Johnson


Some of my friends have been sharing their recent dating horror stories me.

Either the men they are dating cheated on them, or they treat them like crap, etc.

I try to tell them to keep trying, because there are good guys out there.

Ladies, good men are out there, but Mr. Right might not exactly be walking around wearing a sign that says "I'm Mr. Right".

I met my "Mr. Right" on a military base in San Antonio Texas. Word to the wise ladies, "Mr. Right" may not always be "Mr Perfect". In fact, my "Mr. Right", when I met him wasn't allowed to leave the building on the military base where I met him, because Interpol (International Criminal Police Organization), was about to label my "Mr. Right" as "The most dangerous hacker in the world", and "A threat to cyber security infrastructure worldwide". 

Later down the road, Interpol and the other intelligence agencies around the world would come to realize he was a hero, and he saved the world from nuclear disaster. 

Sometimes you have to see the potential in a possible "Mr. Right", because they might not be "Mr. Right", right now. 

Ladies, you might be one of the only one's, or the only one, who believes your man/the guy you like/love has a lot of potential, but I can tell you this....When your man/the guy you like/love fulfills his true potential, and he realizes you were one of the only one's/the only one who believed in him before he made it, he will love you more than you can possibly imagine. He will love you the way you have always wanted to be loved.

MJ, thank you for being so good to me. I am so glad we found each other. You are Ken, Mr. Right, Prince Charming, and Romeo all rolled into one. 

I let MJ read this post before I posted it. He said- "So I did good?" Yes baby, you did good. You had the potential to become my Mr. Right, and that is exactly what you became! I love you Michael "Mr. Right The Terrible" Johnson!

Sincerely,

Malia May Johnson

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

My Favorite Quotes From People That I know Volume 10 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

"If I play, I play to win. If I don't win the first time, then you can bet your ass I'm winning the next time around." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"First the question is what. Then the question is why. Then the question is how." Gene Rockefeller (Close friend and an absolutely brilliant person)

"Living paycheck to paycheck is a now only situation, if you get your shit together, and start doing what you have to do to get shot done." Natalie Dupont Johnson (Queen Bee- It's a long story!)

"Forget revenge. That is karmas job. I am focused on getting shit done, and building my future." Natalie Dupont Johnson (Queen Bee- It's a long story!)

"I wasn't a very good cook, until I realized that butter, sugar, or salt, make just about everything taste better." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person) 

"I always look for the people who are more on the self "less" side of things, than on the self "ish" side of things." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person) 

"When haters knock you down, get back up and say- "You hit like a bitch!" Then do what you gotta do." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"Behind every question, lies an answer, and behind every answer, lies the truth." Ben Dupont (Friend and family member)

"Our veterans are great. This day is to celebrate you. So let’s all pray, for the red, white and blue." David C. Johnson (My Dad)

My Favorite Quotes From People That I know Volume 9 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2018/06/my-favorite-quotes-from-people-that-i.html

My Favorite Quotes From People That I know Volume 9 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

"The good life, in 10 words or less- Action, adventure, romance, knowledge, food, fitness, friends, and family." Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"The one place you will never find success, is inside of your comfort zone." Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

"Good looks mean nothing without brains and a good attitude." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"Do everything that you can do. That is what you do. That is what you always do!" E. Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)

"Expect bullshit from the haters, but never accept it." Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

"No one has all of the answers. Some people are good at sports. Some people are good with people, some people are naturally intelligent, but no one has all of the answers. That said, we all can look for the answers in our lives. That's an ability we all have." Dr. Frincke (The doctor whose experimental drug treatment program brought me back to life/kept me alive, after I suffered from a subdural hematoma rupture in 2015.)

"I am a woman. I am often overlooked, until you need sex, clean clothes, food, friendship, fun, support and more. I am a woman. I am seen as weaker, emotionally delicate and needy. Men, incase you didn't notice, we control everything from breakfast, to the bedroom, to birth. Cross us, and we will make your life hell on earth. Love us, and you will know happiness like most men only dream of." Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) - (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my "work wife", a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends)

"Don't quit! Adjust, adapt, and overcome!" E. Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)

"Haters, I am warning you. Stay out of my way! Now, if you decide to stay in my way, and you get run the hell over, you can't say I didn't warn you!" Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

"I believe in being an American. Not an American't, or an Americon." E. Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)

"I know that things will always be okay, because I am one of those people that will either find a way, or make a way." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"Seek foolish destiny. People will talk, but they are going to talk anyway. I choose to be me, and live my life. If some people don't like that, then those people will not be in my life." Natalie Dupont Johnson (Queen Bee- It's a long story!)

My Favorite Quotes From People That I know Volume 8 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2018/05/my-favorite-quotes-from-people-that-i_22.html

Monday, June 4, 2018

Thank you Jeff Hardy, and the WWE!

Jeff Hardy and the WWE,

My son and I really appreciate how you rolled out the red carpet for us this weekend! 

Thank you very much. You made my son the happiest boy in Texas on Saturday, and me, one happy Daddy.

Sincerely,

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Masters of Money LLC Acquires Nerdy Black Girls LLC For $350,000

Today, May 29th, 2018, Masters of Money, LLC., made its second ever company acquisition, by acquiring Nerdy Black Girls, LLC., for $350,000.

Masters of Money LLC's first company acquisition was the Money Channel, on September 11th, 2017, for $1,700,000. 

Nerdy Black Girls, LLC., is a social media company, focused on connecting with the nerdy black girl/nerdy girl genre, and was founded by Malia Johnson(My now wife), in January 2014. 

"I figured their had to be other nerdy black girls out there like me, who would want to connect with other nerdy black girls." Malia Johnson, Founder of Nerdy Black Girls, LLC. 

When Malia got pregnant at the end of 2016, she decided she was going to take some time off, and bring on a partner, who could run the company in her absense. 

The partner she decided to bring on, was none other than Masters of Money's head of animation and social media, Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch). 

For anyone who doesn't know who Tarica Patel, aka BABB is, she is one of the best animators in the world, and has done work for many of the world's largest public and private animation and video companies. 

BABB has the ability to bring just about any concept or idea to life. It is truly amazing to see her skills in action. 

In mid 2017, Malia decided to sell her remaining ownership in Nerdy Black Girls, LLC., to BABB. 

Over the last year and a half, BABB grew has grown the company, from approximately 280,000 followers, and 1,500 monthly subscribers, to approximately 1,300,000 followers, and 7,800 monthly subscribers. 

BABB has been running Nerdy Black Girls, and also working for Masters of Money, as the head of animation and social media, at the same time. 

Everyday she had to drive back and forth between the two companies muliple times. Each way is approximately a 30 minute drive. 

BABB walked into my office at the beginning of this month, and said- "I like creating and being creative. I don't like running one company, while working for another one. Some day when you get old, I am going to take over Masters of Money, and turn it into a multi-billion company. Here is what you are going to do. You are going to buy Nerdy Black Girls from me for $350,000, close down their office, and move the company into Masters of Money's building. There will be no negotiationing. I am going back to my office to coordinate the merger right now."

I didn't/don't know anything about Nerdy Black Girls, but I am married to one, the price was right, the merger made sense from a synergistic standpoint, the deal pays for itself with the revenue the company makes in fairly short order, and BABB is going to be happier and more productive. 

BABB, I think you may have made history with this merger/acquisition, because I never actually agreed to buy the company, until the lawyers showed up and worked out the details, which was today, May 29th! 

From almost the minute BABB left my office, on the day she told me Masters of Money was going to buy Nerdy Black Girls, which was May 2nd, she started working on the merger.

I asked BABB what she would have done, if I would have said no, and she said- "You weren't going to say no, even if you didn't want to do it, because of what the company means to you."

Which leads me to my next point. My wife asked me to tell everyone the "real reason" I bought the company, besides the fact that it makes sense to do from a business standpoint, so here it is- 

When Malia broke up with me in September of 2013(it's complicated), she started working on Nerdy Black Girls, LLC., to keep her mind off of me. BABB was 100% correct about the fact that I wouldn't say no, because I have always looked at the company, like it helped Malia to break up with me.

I do like the idea of Masters of Money(My company) and Nerdy Black Girls(Malia's old company), merging(getting married), because it signifies what has happened between the two of us, between then and now.

Bottom line- Nerdy Black Girl LLC team, welcome to the Masters of Money family of companies. We are happy to have you. 

The Masters of Money, LLC., family of companies, includes the Money Channel (Money and finance related video content management and distribution), "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, Ltd. (AG) Based in Switzerland (Cyber security), and now Nerdy Black Girls, LLC. (Social media)

About Masters of Money, LLC.

Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money.

The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to help anyone who wants to be more successful, create the life of their dreams.

Masters of Money's products and services list: 

Opt in email marketing - Online advertising - Social media marketing - Content creation - Content marketing - Internet marketing - Public relations campaigns - Web design - Direct response marketing - Copywriting - Company and / or product branding campaigns - Fundraising - Lead generation - Company and / or product launches - Business consulting - Partnering for profits campaigns - Blogging - Content library development - Content library maximization marketing - Multi-channel marketing creation and consultation - Ghostwriting - Ebook creation - Company continuity programs - Ezine creation - Ezine marketing - Digital newsletter creation - Digital newsletter marketing - Content trading - Information brokering - Company and / or product endorsements - Guest blogging - Business opportunity offers - Create and sell making and saving money strategies and information

Company contact information: 

Masters of Money, LLC.
1401 Lavaca St. 
#502
Austin, TX 78701
Phone #: (512) 297-3535  
Fax #: (512) 599-5958  
Email: info@mastersofmoney.com
Website: www.mastersofmoney.com (Official launch date: July 4th, 2018)

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

My Favorite Quotes From People That I know Volume 8 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Featured on the picture attached to this post- Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) - (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my "work wife", a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends)

Quotes-

"Positive thoughts lead to a positive attitude, positive words, and positive actions." Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) - (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my "work wife", a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends)

"I am against most of the ism's. Racism, sexism, and the other bad ism's. I am for optimism and positivism though. That's my stance on ism's." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"With the right mindset, you never have to lose. You can either win or learn." Saggie Maggie (We went to college together at the University of Akron, and have been friends ever since.)

"The future belongs to those who embrace it." Dr. Frincke (The doctor whose experimental drug treatment program brought me back to life/kept me alive, after I suffered from a subdural hematoma rupture in 2015.)

"Be remembered for something. Be remembered for being a good dad or mom. Be remembered for being a good friend. Be remembered for your accomplishments. Be remembered for your contributions to society. Be remembered for your ____________." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person) 

"Having the right mindset is vital to becoming successful. Success is a mentality, before it is a reality." Gene Rockefeller (My newest friend, and an absolutely brilliant person)

"Don't take yourself out of the game. If you quit, you are sealing your own fate. If you keep trying, you've always got a shot." E. Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)

"The formula for building trust- Truth and loyalty over a long enough period of time." Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

"Look forward, not backwards. Looking back at your past experiences can help you, but make sure you stay focused on your future." Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) - (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my "work wife", a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends)

"Do what works. Struggling when you don’t have to is stupid. If Michael Jordan tried to teach you how to play basketball, would you tell him- “No, I am going to do it my way. I created my own way to play ball.” Do what works. If you are getting rich on something, who cares whose ideas it was." Derron Cook (Long-time friend and business mentor)

"Duplicate, don’t Innovate. Do what works! You don’t have to re-create the wheel. I appreciate the fact that you might want to create your own system, but you shouldn’t! Not until you have mastered a proven strategy. If you want to get creative after you have mastered what will feed you, then get creative." Derron Cook (Long-time friend and business mentor)

"You are not the mistakes of your past. You are a future of virtually endless possibilities, because of the accumulated life lessons and experiences you've had." Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

My Favorite Quotes From People That I know Volume 7 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2018/05/my-favorite-quotes-from-people-that-i_18.html

An Open Letter To All 2018 College Graduates by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Dear 2018 College Graduates, 

I would like to start off by saying congratulations. It may seem like a large percentage of the population has a college degree, but in fact, the opposite is true. 

According to the U.S. Department of Education, only approximately 30% of adults living in the United States, have a college degree. 

A college degree is a great thing to have. It can open up opportunities for you. It increases your likelihood of getting hired. It shows that you can learn, and that you complete what you start. 

Don't let this burst your bubble, but I have to say it....Although a college degree can get your foot in the door, it won't keep your foot in the door, unless you are getting the job done. A college degree is not a crutch. It is a tool. 

All of the dreaming about the possibilities that you've done, from landing your dream job, to having your own business, to building the life and lifestyle of your dreams, is all possible, but to get what you want, you've gotta earn it.

If you do the best you can in every situation, keep an open mind to new possibilities, are willing to learn, listen to the people who are where you want to be, are kind to others, keep your word, believe in yourself, treat your body well, and use your time wisely, you are extremely likely to achieve the life and lifestyle that you desire. 

"When you do the right things consistently, over a long enough period of time, you are positioning yourself to be in the right place, at the right time, when opportunity strikes." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.

Work hard. Put in the time. Put up the numbers. Pay your dues, and eventually you will get what you want/get where you want to be. 

In closing- A lot of things matter, but we each decide what we want to make important in our lives. 

Congratulations and good luck!

Yours in success,

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson 

P.S. Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson's 23 Rules To Follow To Become Successful - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2018/03/michael-terrible-johnson-23-rules-to.html 

Friday, May 18, 2018

My Favorite Quotes From People That I know Volume 7 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

"They say you can't have it all, but then again, they say a lot of things that are complete bull shit. What do they know anyway?" Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

"Remember the time, when we couldn't remember that one time? Man, we had a great time!" Chris Hubbard (Friends since college, a.k.a. MJ#2)

"Tis the tits. It means something. It's a quote. Apply your own meaning to it." Brittany White (The biological mother, through egg donation, of my son CJ, and Head of Security for my family)

"There's a risk in getting to know people. There's an even bigger risk in not getting to know people." Ben Dupont (Friend and family member) 

"They say you learn more from losing than from winning. What I learned from losing, was that I hate it. Now I refuse to lose. Lesson learned!" Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"You will never climb above your lot in life, unless you start trying to climb out of it." Gene Rockefeller (My newest friend, and an absolutely brilliant person)

"In business, if your idea doesn't work you're seen as crazy. If your idea does work, you're seen as a genious. Go figure." Kevin M. (Long-time friend, mentor, Head of Content for Masters of Money, and a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"It is possible to be ignorant, and still become successful, but the odds favor the open minded knowledge seekers. Never stop learning, because the more you know, the farther you will go.” Gene Rockefeller (My newest friend, and an absolutely brilliant person)

"Whoever said you can't have your cake and eat it to, didn't have a big enough imagination." Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

"Time heals almost everything. Give time, time." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)

"It's ok, you can keep being an asshole. I always leave bitch mode on in public, just incase I run into someone like you." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 6 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2018/05/my-favorite-quotes-from-people-that-i_9.html 

13 Questions To Open Up Your Mind

“Questions lead to answers” Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - Founder & Owner - Masters of Money, LLC.

1. What is worse, failing or never trying?

2. Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?

3. What are you most grateful for?

4. If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?

5. If you won a million dollars what would you do with it?

6. What is the difference between good and evil?

7. Is it possible to know for sure exactly what is good and what is evil?

8. What is the best memory of your life you have ever had? Why is that moment so special?

9. What do you love? Why Do you love it?

10. What are you truly passionate about? Why?

11. Do you feel as if you have lived the same day over and over again?

12. If your greatest fear came true would you rise to the occasion or do nothing?

13. Isn’t making the choice to do nothing a choice in itself?

These thought provoking questions are designed to open your mind to deeper thought. 

Be open to new things, willing to learn, and focused on growth. Good luck, and as always.....BELIEVE IN YOURSELF! 

Michael Bloomberg's Keys To Success - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2017/08/michael-bloomberg-keys-to-success.html

Thursday, May 17, 2018

You Should Read This! by Marcus Jennings

To You,

Do you. Be you. You can do it. You got this. Show yourself what you can do.

You may not have all of the answers, but you can find them.

You may not be where you want to be at in life yet, but you can change that.

Don't sweat the small stuff, because life is to short.

If you need to throw yourself a pity party, do it. After the pity party, you need to get up, dust yourself off, and then get back on track.

To the world, you may be just one person, but to one person, you may be the world.

Don't take your friends and family for granted, because you will regret it.

You only live once. I hope you make the most of it.

Never let anyone tell you, that you can't do something. You should never sell yourself short. You are capable of more than you think you are, and don't you ever forget that!

Thank you for reading this. You may not know me, and I may not know you, but I believe in you.

Wishing you the best,

Marcus Jennings
Proud member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death

P.S. Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson, you are the best man I have ever known. You saved my life. You helped me believe in myself. Thank you for being my best friend. I love you bro!

Friday, May 11, 2018

Michael Jordan Michael Jackson & Michael Johnson: The 3 MJ The Terrible's

Question: MJ, I came across your website's when I was having a debate with somebody about who was a better ball player, Michael Jordan, or Lebron James.

I found out Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson had the same nickname as you, "MJ The Terrible".

Did you know Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, and you, all have the nickname "MJ The Terrible"?

Did you use the nickname "MJ The Terrible" as a marketing gimmick, to get name association with the other 2 MJ The Terrible's?

They did come along before you, and have the nicknames first. Different industries though. You guys are "The 3 MJ The Terrible's".

Love your stuff man. Keep putting out the great info. Because of the post you did about making money as an Amazon affiliate, I signed up. So far so good. I have already made over 3 grand. Thank you for all that you do. Joe Albaugh Albany, New York

Answer: Thank you for the questions and compliments Joe! I am happy that you signed up for the Amazon Affiliate Program. I think it is one of the best ways to make money online as an affiliate, if not the best way to make money online as an affiliate.

I love what I do. It is a great feeling to be doing well, by doing good.

I did not know Michael Jordan or Michael Jackson also had the "MJ The Terrible" nickname, until recently.

As an entrepreneur, sometimes you get lucky breaks, and sometimes you don't. In this case, having the "MJ The Terrible" nickname association, with Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson, was a lucky break.

People have been calling me MJ for years. The "The Terrible" part, came together through the combination of the computer virus I was rumored to have created, that was responsible for a large scale international incident, and my son was 2 years old at the time, an age that is often referred to as "The Terrible Twos". Put those 3 things together, and people started calling me "MJ The Terrible".

My two cents on the Michael Jordan or Lebron James debate. It is a tough choice. I grew up watching Michael Jordan, but I was born and raised in Akron, Ohio, where Lebron James was born and raised. I enjoyed watching Michael Jordan play back in the day, and I enjoy watching Lebron James play now. I am not sure who is better, but I am damn sure glad they both have played the game of basketball.

Here is a link to the post about the Amazon Affiliate Program Joe was referring to, if you would like to check it out.....

The Best Way To Make Money On The Internet If You Don't Have A Product To Sell By Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2018/03/the-best-way-to-make-money-on-internet.html

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 6 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

"Our imagination is there to be used. In our imagination, we can be and do anything. What is in our imagination, is the key to our happiness." Gene Rockefeller (My newest friend, and an absolutely brilliant person)

"Don’t be that person that make excuses, and don't be afraid to try, because as it turns out, some of the people that would go on to improve and change the world the most, failed time and time again, until they finally got it right!" Kevin M. (Long-time friend, mentor, Head of Content for Masters of Money, and a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"Men.....Sometimes us girls just need to hear how much we mean to you. If you love us, tell us, and show us, and we will be there for you, and love you, more than you can imagine." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)

"A great future doesn't require having a great past. I am proof of that." Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

"Failure, also know as not succeeding yet, is temporary, if you don't let it be final." E. Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)  

"To much of a good thing, is never a good thing." Gene Rockefeller (My newest friend, and an absolutely brilliant person)

"Entrepreneurs, you don’t need to imagine 1000 great ideas. You just need one. You only have to be right/hit the ball once, to have a home run!" J.J. Mendelhaussen (Long-time friend and mentor)

"We all experience ups and downs, but life is what you make of it, so make it great!" Kevin M. (Long-time friend, mentor, Head of Content for Masters of Money, and a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"If you have to go where there is no path, make your own trail. Blaze the new trail so hard you leave a path behind you." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 5 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2018/05/my-favorite-quotes-from-people-that-i.html

The Toothache Remedy! by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

Before we get started, I want to say, that I am not a Doctor/Dentist. The only medical training I've had, is CPR lessons. 

That said, I have experienced excruciating tooth/jaw pain, and both times, the only thing that helped to relieve that pain, was the product I am going to tell you about on this post. 

I hope my experiences with tooth pain, and the remedy mentioned in this post, will help you, if you experience a toothache/jaw pain, and you either can't get in to see your Dentist, can't afford to go see a Dentist, etc. 

Okay, here we go.....

At 3 o'clock in the morning, when you wake up to a God awful toothache, what do you do? 

Well, if you are married/have a significant other like I do, you have to make the decision....Do I wake my wife/significant other up to help me, or let them sleep? 

In both of the cases where this happened to me, that choice was made for me, because I was flopping around in bed, like a fish out of water, and woke her up. 

Luckily, my wife is the caring/compassionate type, and a Google search master.

When she could tell how much pain I was in/how uncomfortable I was, she sprung into action. 

While I was laying in the shower, with the shower water blasting at my face, my wife was doing Google searches for tooth pain/toothache remedies, looking up over the counter medications, and trying to find tooth pain help advice.

The thing she found that seemed to be the highest rated, and most recommended, was something called- "Red Cross Toothache Complete Medication Kit"

We couldn't find it at Walgreens or CVS, so we tried 4 or 5 other options, from over the counter pain relievers, to numbing kits, and more. Nothing worked!!!

My wife ordered a "Red Cross Toothache Complete Medication Kit", after we got home from our CVS/Walgreens run, and saw that nothing was working. 

The next day, I was still in excruciating pain, and then.....the "Red Cross Toothache Complete Medication Kit" my wife had ordered for next day delivery arrived. 

As she was opening the package, she said- "Go to the bathroom. We're trying this shit right now!"

After she applied the liquid to the toothache area in my mouth, about 5-10 minutes later, the pain was completely gone! 

I/we highly recommend buying a Red Cross Toothache Complete Medication Kit. It worked for me/us twice, it is highly rated, and highly recommended. 

If you have tooth pain/a toothache, buy this stuff and try it. If you don't have a toothache, buy a box anyway. Stock up just in case. You will wish you had, if you wake up one night in agonizing pain. 

I am not a paid spokesman for this product or company. I am recommending this product, because it is a "friggin miracle product", as my wife said that I said, after my tooth pain went away. 

Here is a link to learn more about the "Red Cross Toothache Complete Medication Kit" - https://amzn.to/2jh4uT7 

Thursday, May 3, 2018

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 5 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

"If people underestimate you, it makes you stronger. It gives you an advantage." Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

"A person is limited only by their imagination, so dream it, do it, build it, be it, and YOLO!" Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"How to move up the corporate ladder, boiled down into one sentence- When you take care of business, the business will take care of you." Derron Cook (Long-time friend and business mentor)

"Making money is not the root of all evil. Experiencing the best that life has to offer, is not the root of all evil. The love of money, and putting money first, above your friends and family, that is evil!" Ben Dupont (Friend and family member) 

"There are scary people out there, but I believe in my heart that there are a lot more good than bad. That is why I have faith in humanity." Chris Hubbard (Friends since college, a.k.a. MJ#2)

"In the end, even if you swing and miss, if you work hard, and always do what you say you are going to, you will always be okay, because people will trust you." E. Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)  

"Talent is a gift. Achievements are earned. Focus is the key." Pete Dowdle (Long-time friend and bodyguard)

"If you focus on your shit, know your shit, stay on top of your shit, practice your shit, believe in your shit, and believe you are the shit, you will be "The Shit"!" E. Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)  

"If you know why you're doing what you're doing, that's good enough. The approval of others is not necessary." J.J. Mendelhaussen (Long-time friend and mentor) 

"We all have our crosses to bear. Bear the shit out of yours, and look good while you're doing it!" Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 4 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2018/04/my-favorite-quotes-from-people-that-i_29.html

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Malia May Johnson's Life & Love Quotes

"How to keep a good man happy....Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)

"Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free, and action is what makes things happen." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)

"Ride the tide. You will be happy you tried, and it will be worth the ride." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)

"I don't know what the future holds, but if the future doesn't involve us being together, I have some bad news for this future fella, because he is going to be changing his plans." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person) 

"Men.....Women are like cars. If you take good care of them, they will be reliable, help you get where you want to be, create memories with you, and make you feel as comfortable as can be." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person)

My Favorite Quotes From People That I know by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2018/03/my-favorite-quotes-from-people-that-i.html 

Monday, April 30, 2018

Dealing With Haters For Beginners by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

The world is filled with virtually endless varieties of people, and I wholeheartedly believe that the vast majority, are kind and decent, but a small percentage are just plain haters.

A hater is someone who nothing is ever good enough for, and nomatter what you do, it never is.

Haters are unreasonable, one sided, self interested, self absorded, arrogant, don't want to be fair, aren't open minded, don't like you for some reason, judge you without knowing you, criticize your idea, just because it wasn't theirs, is against your proposal, even if it is better, simply because it would change things for them, set up roadblocks to stop you from doing something, just because they feel like it, and on, and on, and on, and on.

Haters, there is no doubt about it. You can be annoying as hell, if we pay attention to you. The key is- "If" we pay attention to you.

When you start making some noise, succeeding, or making some waves, you start to attract people who see what you you doing, and they don't like it. They may not like what you are doing for fair reasons, or they may not like what you are doing, for unfair reasons. 

If they don't like what you are doing for unfair reasons, you have more than likely got yourself a hater. 

When you are new to experiencing the attention of a hater/haters, it can catch you off guard/mess with your head/make you second guess yourself/hurt your feelings/slow down your progress, etc. 

Haters are not open minded, they are not interested in fairness, and most of the time, they are only interested in their 3 favorite people- Me, myself, and I. 

As they say- "Haters are gonna hate." We can't control the fact that haters are going to hate, but we can control how much we let them effect us, and our efforts. 

If whatever you are doing to make some noise, succeed, or cause some waves isn't illegal, and you are not hurting anyone by doing it......GO FOR IT! 

Make the decision to do what you have got to do, to make things happen, and get stuff done. Your future self, and maybe others, will thank you for it! 

Two of my favorite hater quotes: 

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." Kurt Cobain

"I am going to cause my haters so many fits, they are going to need prescriptions for Xanax(Zanax), or their heads will explode." Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson's 23 Rules To Follow To Become Successful - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2018/03/michael-terrible-johnson-23-rules-to.html