Sunday, November 3, 2024

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Quotes Compilation



Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson Quotes Compilation:



"This is not said enough- Believe in yourself and go for it!" Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"The best time to do it was then. The second best time to do it is now." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"Hearsay rumors and speculation are distractions I don't waste time on. Unless I have to deal with something directly, I ignore the bull shit. I think that is good advice for anyone to follow." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"Being ahead of your time gives you a virtually endless amount of "I told you so's" that you can use at the time of your choosing later." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"You don’t have to take a conventional route to get where you want to go. Unconventional routes can get you there. And sometimes the only route is the unconventional route." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"You can't win an argument with the one you love, because winning the argument may cause hurt feelings. The better option. The better bet, is to find common ground and mutually win." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“It is almost impossible to know how to sell a prospect if you don’t listen for what they want.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"The added benefit to proving them wrong, is it proves you were right. A win win." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"You can't beat the system, but you can use it to get rich and live the life of your dreams." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You already know what you know. When you listen, you can learn what other people know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"Giving up is just not in my nature." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You can’t study something to perfect it. You have to do it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You might not always be on the exact same page as your client, but as long as you are in the same chapter, the deal can still get done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"How you fight injustice is with justice." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The solutions are right above the problems, so don’t stop at the problems, keep going.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Open arms, hearts and heads, lead to new experiences, memories, and friends.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Down is not out. Broke is not broken. With the right outlook on life, impossible stands for I’m possible, and comeback stories of epic proportions, are the stories we remember forever!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You know when things happen? When you have worked for something for so long and you want it so badly for so long That’s when it finally happens. That’s when game-changing things happen.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Being judged by others means that you are important enough that they make the time to think about you and talk about you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"I'm 44 now. A 44 Magnum. More dangerous than ever. :)" Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson



“The answer to ranking well on search engines is the same as it has always been. You can call it keyword optimizing, or search engine optimization, or anything else you want to, but what you are really describing is delivering high quality content, on a consistent basis. The search engines and internet users want to see high quality content consistently. If your website or blog delivers high quality content consistently, sooner or later your website or blog will rank well on search engines, and traffic to your website or blog will increase. Period.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Oh haters. Just keep watching. Make sure you have your dental insurance paid up for when I make it happen, your jaw hits the floor, and your teeth break.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“A wish gives you a chance. Unrelenting effort towards your goal, gives you all the chances you want!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The next time someone asks you about something that you don’t know about, or you are faced with a situation where there is something that you don’t know about, make it your goal to find out about it, so that the next time someone asks you about it, or the next time you are faced with a situation about it, you do know about it, and you are prepared.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“A hater once told me that my mind was in space. I told them that was one small step for man. One giant leap over haterkind.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The Rule of Three” or spaced repetition of a message or ad works like this- Say it once, so the person hears you. Say it again, to make sure they heard you the first time. Then you say it again one more time, to make sure they heard you one of the first two times, and so the message sinks in deeper. The more the hear the message, the more it will stay with them. Rule of Three, use it. It works. Period." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson



“That is how we learn things. We learn by guessing, trying new things, asking questions, and things like that. Never stop doing those things, and you’ll never stop learning.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“It’s the negative naysayers and haters choice to say something can’t be done or that you can’t do something. It’s your choice if you want to prove them wrong or not.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Everyone faces adversity. How you decide to handle it, will have a large impact on what kind of life that you lead.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"The best answer to almost any question is, it depends, because it is nearly impossible to consider all variables, in all situations. That said, I learned from a mentor of mine that in order to make the best decisions, you should look to the 6 simple serving men. The 6 simple serving men are who, what, why, where when and how. If you know those 6 things, you can make a fully informed decision." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"Be single focused even when you are multitasking until the mission is accomplished." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Know what you know. Know what you don’t know. And always be open to learning new things.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Regret is a lot worse feeling than fear. Remember that the next time you are letting fear hold you back from doing something.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson




"High quality content can pay the bills, and possibly make you very wealthy. As they say- “Content is King”, and if you have high quality content, you might just get to live like a King!" Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Don’t argue about generalities, when someone is talking specifics.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"If haters didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Dreams can be had. Goals can be achieved. Questions can be answered. Be open to opportunities!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“How do you create a successful blog or website? Either write or share content that is worth reading on a regular basis. The internet might be packed with information, but there will always be a need and a want for useful information.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Haters- Thank you for telling me all of the things that I haven’t done yet. I really appreciate it, because now I have a checklist of things that I need to do.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Haters- Don’t be surprised if I ____________. Don’t worry haters. I’ll fill in the blank with something I’m sure that you’ll hate very soon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Dream about it. Make real plans. Take the necessary actions. Live the life of your dreams. It is possible. Believe in yourself!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Important note- It is completely ok to make your big plans and dream big if you don’t have any money right now. Because someday you will, and when the right opportunity comes along, you’ll be ready.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Our feelings and emotions might make us want to hold on to the wrong person for too long sometimes, but the good news is, it will eventually become clear that you’re just better off without that certain person in your life.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“When you need to accomplish something, remember the name “Will Resourceful”. Have the “Will” to see it through and be “Resourceful” enough to get the job done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Successful people know what works, and they exploit the shit out of it! Find your niche and run with it. Go get yours!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Fact- Sometimes you just have to turn on your inner badass, let the world know you mean business, and you can make shit happen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“A penny saved might be a penny earned, but a penny multiplied, makes dollars. Dollars multiplied, makes a living. Dollars multiplied effectively, makes you financially independent!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“If you want something bad enough, you can get it. If you want something back bad enough, you can get it back.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Be committed enough to exhaust every option that doesn’t work, until you get to the one that does.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Enjoy the good times. Push through the bad/hard times. Take the memories with you from the good times and take the lessons with you from the bad/hard times.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You will see me fail from time to time. That’s possible. You will see me get back up if I fail. That’s inevitable!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Use your money wiser. Then you get to retire.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The bust creates the buy in opportunity, and the boom creates the fortune.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You can say what you want about me, but I’m the guy that does the jobs that have to get done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Don’t settle for less than everything you want. Know when to shut up and collect the money. It’s better to get paid than be right. Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it can afford you the time to find happiness. Without a challenge, you can’t rise to anything. Pick your battles. Push your limits. Ask for more. Demand better. Eliminate should from your life by doing. Live a life without regrets, by trying everything that interests you in the least, and don’t waste time, because time is the most valuable commodity in life.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“To fulfill your true potential, you have to leave your comfort zone. The tradeoff to leaving your comfort zone, is you have to deal with more “stuff”, than if you stayed inside of your comfort zone.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Something isn’t stupid if it is working.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Would you rather be right, or get paid?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Confidence = contract.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“I don’t want to die on a bed with my head on a pillow. I want to live life to the fullest.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The difference between constructive criticism and complaining, is constructive criticism is actually helpful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The words we say, determine the price we are paid.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“When you do the right things consistently, over a long enough period of time, you are positioning yourself to be in the right place, at the right time, when opportunity strikes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“With limited resources and burning desire, you can turn shit into gold!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You can succeed on your own and you don’t need anybody, but it sure helps when you have people to help you and be for you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“People become friends with, get into relationships with, do business with, vote for, buy from, and interact with people they like. Whether you realize it or not, building rapport is the secret to more.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Everybody wants a better life. We all want to be rock stars, movie stars, models, never age, always have the answers, be a leader, be millionaires and live the high life. The #1 secret in sales is to use that information about people to your advantage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The definition of “Cyber Psychological Warfare” is the planned tactical use of propaganda, threats, and other non-combat cyber techniques during wars, threats of war, and periods of geopolitical unrest to mislead, intimidate, demoralize, or otherwise influence the thinking and/or behavior of your enemy. Do you want to see what Cyber Psychological Warfare looks like in action, or are you okay with just knowing what it is?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Let circumstances dictate decisions. Have a plan, but if circumstances change, make sure you can quickly change your plan to match the new set of circumstances.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Incentivize to capitalize. If you can offer someone something they want, they are likely to give you what you want in return.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The best way to counter facts is by presenting more convincing alternative facts.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“When you are being attacked and you don’t have a counterattack plan, muddy the waters to make it difficult for them to continue attacking you, and to buy yourself time to come up with a counterattack plan.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Deception can be used in positive and negative ways. In national defense cyber warfare, deception is a necessary evil unfortunately.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Evil gets their occasional victory but good will always triumph over evil in the end. The side of evil fights for hate. The side of good fights for love, and love is a more powerful emotion and bogger motivator than hate.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You know what I love about people who play dirty? They have dirt on their hands. Find the dirt, and victory is yours.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“As much as I wish it weren’t true, there are bad guys out there in the world that want to hurt us, and they cannot be reasoned with, or negotiated with, or bargained with. All they respect is force and strength. And one of the best tools we have to keep those bad guys from trying to do bad things to us is cyber psychological warfare.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Attacking civilians directly rallies public support against the attacker(s). Attacking infrastructure disabling and disrupting supply chains, commerce and travel severely hurts economies. Economic warfare has proven to be a highly effective tactic of war. For this reason, cyber warfare has become the preferred method of attacking your enemies.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“When facts and evidence are not available to prove guilt, you can expect to be vilified and dehumanized to the point you look guilty. It’s an evil world out there. It is an absolute must that you cover your ass and protect yourself.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The one that wants it the most does not get it. The one that wants it the most and knows how to get it, is who gets it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“It must be my multiple personalities working together to get shit done. Teamwork makes the dream work. Hey, if haters are going to make false allegations against me, I am going to use it to make content to benefit myself and others.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“We live in a world where sex is a currency, influence is a tool, power is a drug, victimhood is a defense, and virtually anything goes. The law of the jungle has been the law since day one of mankind. What has changed?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“If you are going to subtract from my life, don’t try to add yourself into my life.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"Don't just talk about it. Be about it!" Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“All things being equal, all things are never equal. You just have to do the best you can.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Life teaches us lessons. If we don’t learn from the lesson’s life teaches us, we will unfortunately be forced to repeat the lessons until we do learn the lessons.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You don’t need to say shit. You need to do shit. Doing is what gets you closer to done.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“When you hear from people who have done great things, you start to think to yourself, maybe I can do great things. Well guess what….YOU CAN!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Inspiring quotes are very powerful learning tools for success, and one of the best ways to help set the right perspective.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You are the answer to answering the questions you have, the challenges you are facing, and the obstacles you need to overcome. Never sell yourself short, because as history has proven, ordinary people have done extraordinary things.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The quote I think I tell people the most and I mean it with every fiber of my being is- Believe in yourself and go for it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Be wary of someone who only speaks negatively of others and positively about themself.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“No period of time in history has been perfect. That said, as messed up as the world currently is, we have never had more information, technology and resources, to resolve the problems our society currently faces.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The right words at the right time can change lives.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Don’t make a whole lot of noise about nothing. Make a whole lot of progress about something.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“After hitting rock bottom, and feeling nothing but depressed, about myself and my future back in 2015, it hit me. When you have nothing more to lose, that’s as bad as it can get, and sometimes it is the best place to be at, to make your comeback.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Make 2024 the year of more! More time, more friends, more romance, more traveling, more money, and most importantly, more of whatever makes you happy!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“If we take away the rights and freedoms of individuals anywhere, we risk losing the rights and freedoms of individuals everywhere.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Humankind has made it this far and the average person today is more intelligent than the average person was at any previous period of time in human history. That is what gives me hope for today and tomorrow.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“When you do the right things, you are likely to have good results. When you do the wrong things, you are likely to have negative consequences. Simple as that.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“2024 could be chaotic as everyone says it will be. What if it is? What if it isn’t? Either way, be prepared.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Officially October is ADHD Awareness Month, Cybersecurity Awareness Month, Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and Domestic Violence Awareness Month. Unofficially October is believe in yourself and go for it month!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"Do not let someone who has done nothing tell you how to do anything." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Reciprocity is a big secret to getting what you want. If you give first, people don’t mind giving back in return. It sounds counter intuitive, but it is true. If you want to get, give.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“The difference between a question and an objection. A question is a request for more information or clarification. An objection is a challenge wrapped in a question or comment. The purpose of a question is to learn more about something you need and/or want to know more about. The purpose of an objection is to express opposition to something you either disagree with or want clarification about.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“If the system is broken you have two choices. You can either choose to accept it, or you can choose to break free from it and do your own thing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Life is like a serious video game. You need to learn how to play it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“If you want something bad enough you will turn on your inner beast mode and become the exception to the rule.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You may not be able to rule the world, but you can rule your world!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“You are only going to get more if you produce more. If you produce more, you are going to get more.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Be so good they don’t have any choice but to accept your terms.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Set yourself free from the burdens the world puts on you. You are you. Be you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“There is no way around paying your dues, so don’t put your effort into trying to find a way around paying your dues. Pay your dues. Get the respect. And keep it movin.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Maximize your work, so you can maximize your play. Always invest your time where you can get a return.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“For the people who only remember the 1 bad thing you did and don’t remember the 1,000 good things you’ve done, it’s on them, not you. Your life is your life. Don’t waste your precious time trying to please those who aren’t worth pleasing. Be your best self and live your best life!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“Any business with constant price increases and people have to buy your product is a very good business to be in.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



“A penny saved might be a penny earned, but a penny multiplied, makes dollars. Dollars multiplied, makes a living. Dollars multiplied effectively, makes you financially independent!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



"If you keep using the scare, eventually your employees won't care." Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson



“Every day we all have decisions to make. Make good daily decisions and you won’t believe how your life improves.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson



Distinguished Intelligence Cross Awarded To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson For Acts of Extraordinary Heroism - https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/distinguished-intelligence-cross-awarded-to-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson-for-acts-of-extraordinary-heroism/



The Story of The First Time MJ Walked On His Own After His Subdural Hematoma Brain Surgery - https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-story-of-the-first-time-mj-walked-on-his-own-after-his-subdural-hematoma-brain-surgery/



Saturday, September 14, 2024

Mediaset Acquires Another 5% of The Masters of Money Family of Companies For $85 Million Dollars



Mediaset S.p.A., (Gruppo Mediaset) and The Masters of Money Family of Companies announced today that Mediaset S.p.A., (Gruppo Mediaset) is acquiring another 5% of The Masters of Money Family of Companies For $85,000,000.


Acquisition Details

● Upon completion of the acquisition/purchase, Mediaset S.p.A., (Gruppo Mediaset) will own 10% of The Masters of Money Family of Companies, which includes the following entities: Masters of Money LLC, MJ The Terrible & Team Digital Death LTD AG, MJ The Terrible LLC, A.I.U. Incorporated, Cyber Intelligence Inc, Nerdy Black Girls LLC, The Money Channel, A.I. Systems Inc, Wright Robotics Incorporated, Making Money Media, LLP

● Mediaset first acquired 5% of The Masters of Money Family of Companies for $50,000,000 in 2023 - https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/mediaset-acquires-5-of-the-masters-of-money-family-of-companies-for-50000000/

● Brown Brothers Harriman & Co. (BBH), will broker the transaction for the parties.



Supporting Quotes

"AI Systems is the crown jewel of the Masters of Money Family of Companies. AI System's FORCE Bot warrior drone product are a gold mine. The growth of the market as geopolitical tensions rise is exponentially exponential." Pier Berlusconi, Chief Executive Officer Mediaset S.p.A., (Gruppo Mediaset)

"With this new investment capital, the possibilities for "exponentially exponential" product and service development growth are, well, uhm, big. Just friggin big." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.



About The Masters of Money Family of Companies:

The Masters of Money Family of Companies (Began as Masters of Money LLC) was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, on February 3rd, 2009, in Austin, Texas.

The Masters of Money Family of Companies headquarters is in Bethesda, Maryland, has 300 employees and contractors, with annual revenue of approximately $500,000,000

The Masters of Money Family of Companies is privately owned by Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.


Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., shareholders:

Johnson Family Trust, DuPont Family Holdings Trust of Delaware, DuPont Family Holdings Group of Florida, DuPont Family Trust of Pennsylvania, Nemours Dupont Family Holdings, DuPont de Nemours International Sàrl, DuPont Magyarország Kft., Icahn Group, Bush Family Holdings Trust, Mediaset S.p.A., Berlusconi Holdings Group, Dachis Group, DJT Jr., LLC., Brown Brothers Harriman & Co., McConaissance, Inc., Marcus Jennings, SC Investments Corp., Kristi Jennings, Tarica Hubbard, John Dorian, Lucky #7 Trust, City Church Fellowship Tithe Fund, and MBT Fellowship Tithe Fund, Peter Gil Properties

The Masters of Money Family of Companies acquisitions:

2017: The Money Channel for $1,700,000
2018: Nerdy Black Girls, LLC., for $350,000
2021: Cyber Intelligence, Inc., for $14,600,000
2022: Artificial Intelligence Universal Incorporated for $27,100,000
2023: Wright Robotics Incorporated for $38,300,000
2023: Making Money Media, LLP. for $1,000,000

The Masters of Money Family of Companies:

Masters of Money, LLC.
"MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death, Ltd. (AG)
Nerdy Black Girls, LLC.
The Money Channel
Cyber Intelligence, Inc.
A.I.U. Incorporated
Wright Robotics Incorporated
Making Money Media, LLP.
A.I. Systems, Inc.


The Masters of Money Family of Companies awards:

2021: Rainbow PUSH “Opportunity For All” Business Leadership Award
2023: Named A Key Player In Social Media Marketing by Market Research Intellect
2023: Named A Top Key Player In Email Marketing by Market Research Intellect


The Masters of Money Family of Companies has received over 3,000 positive reviews, testimonials, and endorsements, and has approximately 18,000,000 followers on social media


The Masters of Money Family of Companies products and services list:

Opt in email marketing – Online advertising – Social media marketing – Content creation – Content marketing – Internet marketing – Public relations campaigns – Web design – Direct response marketing – Copywriting – Company and / or product branding campaigns – Fundraising – Lead generation – Company and / or product launches – Business consulting – Partnering for profits campaigns – Blogging – Content library development – Content library maximization marketing – Multi-channel marketing creation and consultation – Ghostwriting – Ebook creation – Company continuity programs – Ezine creation – Ezine marketing – Digital newsletter creation – Digital newsletter marketing – Content trading – Information brokering – Company and / or product endorsements – Guest blogging – Business opportunity offers – Create and sell making and saving money strategies and information – Assess system vulnerabilities by deploying penetration testing – Create virtual environments, to allow organizations to test real world applications, to prevent implementation risks – Eliminate system redundancies and inefficiencies, to allow for maximum network/system functionality – Determine the sensitivity of encrypted data in order to recommend appropriate security measures – Develop, deploy, and track security applications on classified open source platforms – Build infrastructure that will alert action teams when vulnerabilities in the system are detected – Design, test, and implement safeguards, to ensure system/network integrity – Locate and eliminate security vulnerabilities, by implementing applicable tools and solutions – Work with network administrators to recover data after a security breach – Create fully customizable security solutions when necessary/requested – Develop cutting edge robotics for artificial intelligence robotics products – Provide cyber security and software solutions for small and mid-tier businesses and organizations – Develop artificial intelligence automated learning software – Build artificial intelligence robot drones for military application

Company contact information:

Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.    
1401 Lavaca St
Suite #502
Austin, TX 78701

Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.
3839 McKinney Avenue
Suite 155-2281
Dallas, TX 75204

Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.
3739 Balboa St
San Francisco, CA 94121

International Headquarters
Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.
12 rue le Corbusier
Geneva, GE 1208
Switzerland

United States Headquarters
Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.  
4701 Sangamore Rd
Suite 100N
Bethesda, MD 20816
Phone #: (240) 210-9540

Thursday, October 12, 2023

Mediaset Acquires 5% of The Masters of Money Family of Companies For $50,000,000



Mediaset S.p.A., (Gruppo Mediaset) and The Masters of Money Family of Companies announced today that Mediaset S.p.A., (Gruppo Mediaset) is acquiring 5% of The Masters of Money Family of Companies For $50,000,000.


Acquisition Details:

Upon completion of the acquisition/purchase, Mediaset S.p.A., (Gruppo Mediaset) will own 5% of The Masters of Money Family of Companies, which includes the following entities: Masters of Money LLC, MJ The Terrible & Team Digital Death LTD AG, MJ The Terrible LLC, A.I.U. Incorporated, Cyber Intelligence Inc, Nerdy Black Girls LLC, The Money Channel, A.I. Systems Inc, Wright Robotics Incorporated, Making Money Media, LLP


Brown Brothers Harriman & Co. (BBH), will broker the transaction for the parties.


Supporting Quotes:

"Smart move on both sides of the table." Pier Berlusconi, Chief Executive Officer Mediaset S.p.A., (Gruppo Mediaset)

"Here is how I see it. Berlusconi is paying us a generous premium to get access to something we have that he needs. Accepting his offer doubles the value of our company. Having him as a partner helps us in more ways than I can count. There are no predatory terms or conditions that hamper or restrict our business in any way shape or form. Helping him helps us as much as it helps him. I enthusiastically voted yes to accept Berlusconi and Mediaset's offer." Tarica Hubbard

"Mediaset showed us a lot of love and trust with this deal, and we are going to deliver for them. In the long run the collaboration opportunities are virtually limitless." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.


About Masters of Money, LLC.

Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money.

The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to help anyone who wants to be more successful, create the life of their dreams.

Masters of Money’s products and services list:

Opt in email marketing – Online advertising – Social media marketing – Content creation – Content marketing – Internet marketing – Public relations campaigns – Web design – Direct response marketing – Copywriting – Company and / or product branding campaigns – Fundraising – Lead generation – Company and / or product launches – Business consulting – Partnering for profits campaigns – Blogging – Content library development – Content library maximization marketing – Multi-channel marketing creation and consultation – Ghostwriting – Ebook creation – Company continuity programs – Ezine creation – Ezine marketing – Digital newsletter creation – Digital newsletter marketing – Content trading – Information brokering – Company and / or product endorsements – Guest blogging – Business opportunity offers – Create and sell making and saving money strategies and information

Thank you for supporting Masters of Money LLC for over 14 years and counting!

Company contact information:

Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.
1401 Lavaca St
Suite #502
Austin, TX 78701

Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.
3839 McKinney Avenue
Suite 155-2281
Dallas, TX 75204

Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.
3739 Balboa St
San Francisco, CA 94121

International Headquarters
Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.
12 rue le Corbusier
Geneva, GE 1208
Switzerland

United States Headquarters
Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.
4701 Sangamore Rd
Suite 100N
Bethesda, MD 20816
Phone #: (240) 210-9540

Thursday, April 27, 2023

Masters of Money LLC Acquires Wright Robotics Incorporated for $38,300,000



Today, from their headquarters in Bethesda, Maryland, Masters of Money LLC announced they are acquiring California based cutting edge robotics firm, Wright Robotics Incorporated, for $38,300,000.


Acquisition Details

After the completion of the acquisition, The Masters of Money Family of Companies will have 300 employees and contractors, with annual revenue of approximately $375,000,000.



3rd Party Legal Representation

Brown Brothers Harriman & Co. (BBH) is acting as financial advisor for The Masters of Money Family of Companies.

Legal counsel for The Masters of Money Family of Companies on the acquisition is SJ Steptoe and Johnson, PLLC.

Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom LLP., is providing legal counsel for Wright Robotics Incorporated.




Statement From Wright Robotics Incorporated

"The Masters of Money Family of Companies/Masters of Money LLC/A.I. Systems Inc/Foreign Corporation LTD AG, were willing to do the deal the way we wanted to do the deal. MJ's pitch was- "A.I. Systems has everything we need to build our FORCE bots except the robotic functionality. Our government contract requires us to own a majority stake in all FORCE bot suppliers. We love the way you run your business. We don't want you to change a thing that you do. Do what you do but do it under the Masters of Money Family of Companies umbrella, and here is a check for $38 million dollars." It was a good deal and we said yes." Ron Wright, CEO of Wright Robotics Incorporated



Statement From Masters of Money, LLC.

"Finally, with this deal, A.I. Systems FORCE bots move from dream to reality. Now we have all we need to get where we want to go." Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder of Masters of Money, LLC., and Senior Partner of Masters of Money, LLC.’s parent company, Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.



A Special Thanks

A special thanks to Tarica Patel Hubbard, Partner @ Masters of Money LLC and Peter Gil, Head of Product Development @ Masters of Money LLC, for closing the deal while I was having surgery/recovering from surgery. Tarica and Peter, you are world class professionals all the way. Your hard work is very much appreciated. You can expect to see just how much the company appreciates you both come bonus time. Sincerely, Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson



Masters of Money LLC's company acquisitions list:

2017: The Money Channel for $1,700,000
2018: Nerdy Black Girls, LLC., for $350,000
2021: Cyber Intelligence, Inc., for $14,600,000
2022: Artificial Intelligence Universal Incorporated for $27,100,000
2023: Wright Robotics Incorporated for $38,300,000


About Masters of Money, LLC.

Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money.

The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to help anyone who wants to be more successful, create the life of their dreams.

Masters of Money’s products and services list:

Opt in email marketing – Online advertising – Social media marketing – Content creation – Content marketing – Internet marketing – Public relations campaigns – Web design – Direct response marketing – Copywriting – Company and / or product branding campaigns – Fundraising – Lead generation – Company and / or product launches – Business consulting – Partnering for profits campaigns – Blogging – Content library development – Content library maximization marketing – Multi-channel marketing creation and consultation – Ghostwriting – Ebook creation – Company continuity programs – Ezine creation – Ezine marketing – Digital newsletter creation – Digital newsletter marketing – Content trading – Information brokering – Company and / or product endorsements – Guest blogging – Business opportunity offers – Create and sell making and saving money strategies and information

Company contact information:

Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.    
1401 Lavaca St
Suite #502
Austin, TX 78701

Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.
3839 McKinney Avenue
Suite 155-2281
Dallas, TX 75204

Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.
3739 Balboa St
San Francisco, CA 94121

International Headquarters
Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.
12 rue le Corbusier
Geneva, GE 1208
Switzerland

United States Headquarters
Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG.
d/b/a Masters of Money, LLC.  
4701 Sangamore Rd
Suite 100N
Bethesda, MD 20816
Phone #: (240) 210-9540

Thursday, December 9, 2021

It Is Chrismahonikwanzikaboxanniversarybirthdaynewyears at The Johnson's


We are a celebrating household. We celebrate it all. It is Chrismahonikwanzikaboxanniversarybirthdaynewyears at our house this year. 

Daddy (MJ) gets to be home with us more at the end of the year this year. Side note- Bad guys, please don't try to pull anything major until after New Year’s. I want MJ home with us, and if you cause problems, our Happy Holiday season will be a not so happy one, because MJ will have to come deal with you. 

I am going to make sure MJ gets plenty of rest, since he works God awful hours most of the year. Our second oldest daughter Natalie Marie wanted to wake Daddy up and tell him a secret. I asked her what secret she wanted to tell Daddy. She said- "The secret is I want to tell Daddy- I love you." I took the picture on this post when she told Daddy her secret I love you message. It was too cute for words. Daddy smiled so big and said- "This is the best way ever to start a day. I love you to Natalie Marie Cutie Pie Johnson." Then we all did a big Daddy pile hug. 

I both love and hate the fact that when Daddy is playing with the kids, I am all but nonexistent. It's like I'm invisible to MJ and our kids. I mostly love it though because MJ is an incredible father. He is so devoted, patient, and gentle. When MJ walks out the door to go take on a difficult project, he has this serious look on his face with cold penetrating eyes. When he is at home, he is so happy and carefree. 

I just love this time of year. I love the endless cute moments. We had a snowball fight. It was all of us against Daddy until Daddy started making snow angels and we switched to doing that. We made a snowman. We did a ride around the house on trailer, and it was all a lot of fun. MJ is using an excessive amount of mistletoe. You have to be careful around the house because you never know when a "Mistletoe Storm" is going to blow through. MJ, the kids, and Mr. Pete built an electric ride on train with track that goes through the living room, kitchen, sunroom, down the hallway and back to the living room. Their favorite game to play with the train is "Package Delivery". When they play Amazon delivery style, they get out real fast, throw the packages at me, then get back on the train and take off really fast. They play "Poo Poo Sheriff", where MJ has to guess who has "Poo Poo" in their diaper. If we are watching a Hallmark channel type of movie, at the happy ending part of the movie I say- "Hallmark happy ending moment!", and MJ and our kids and I all love on each other and hug and stuff. 

If it sounds like I am being way overly Christmassy, I am, but I don't care. This is our first big family and friends Christmas! In 2015 MJ was in the hospital. 2016 MJ was working and still recovering, etc. This Christmas is special because we get to have a big family and friends Christmas! Mam Mam and Gaga (MJ's parents will be here for Christmas). Mam Mam and Gaga are the dream grandparents ever. Happy 49th Wedding Anniversary today Mam mam and Gaga! We love you! We have family coming to visit and stay with us here in Bethesda, from Ohio, Texas, and South Africa. We will have a total of 31 people staying with us at our house, guest house, and the house we own next to our house. I am so excited! MJ said- "And of course I'm sure you created a color coordinated chart to help organize everyone so that everyone knows exactly where they will be sleeping, what the schedule is, if there is one, etc." To that I say- You know me so well! Thank you for letting me be a control freak sometimes. I love you for loving me just the way I am. 

5 years ago, MJ was in the hospital barely holding on to life. I remember it like it was yesterday. That time in our lives was so difficult and painful that we really appreciate the good times. Final note- Thank you God for letting us have this happy time in our lives after having so many struggle years! 

The Story of The First Time MJ Walked On His Own After His Subdural Hematoma Brain Surgery - https://www.mjtheterrible.com/the-story-of-the-first-time-mj-walked-on-his-own-after-his-subdural-hematoma-brain-surgery/

Monday, October 4, 2021

Happy Birthday Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson (Daddy)!


From your loving and adoring children and wife, we would like to wish you the following birthday wishes: 

“I love you Daddy. Happy Birthday.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson

“Happy Birthday Daddy. I don’t need a diaper anymore.” Cash Michael Johnson

“Hapda birt day Dadda.” Natalie Marie Johnson

“Wuv you Dadda. Hap hap da day.” Michael Christian Johnson

“Berf day Dadda.” Victoria Olivia Johnson

“Dadda ba day.” Caroline Grace Johnson

I was just born in August Daddy. I don’t know any words yet, but if I knew words, I would tell you that I love you and wish you a Happy Birthday. Christopher Alexander Johnson

“I love you with all of me. The best decisions of my life were saying yes when you asked me out, and yes when you asked me to marry you (all 4 times). 

You have impacted the world and changed the course of history during your 41 years on this earth. You have also made me the happiest wife and mother on earth.

I hope today is the best birthday of your life, and I hope you enjoy all the fun surprises we have planned for you today. You are loved and cared about by so many people baby. Happy Birthday!” Malia May Johnson

P.S. “Game Changer” –  https://www.mjtheterrible.com/game-changer/

Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Welcome To The World Christopher Alexander Johnson


World, meet Christopher Alexander Johnson. Christopher Alexander Johnson, meet the world.

Christopher, you were born at 3:13 am. Your daddy was born at 3:13 pm. You weighed exactly 10 pounds even when you were born. As your grandma, Jeanne Johnson, said about you- "He weighs as much as a sack of potatoes."

Your nicknames while you were in your mommy's womb were "Rebel" and "Fighter". You got those nicknames because you moved, and pushed, and punched, and kicked, a lot. We just figured you were excited to break on through to the other side.

I have good news. You were born a healthy baby. That is good news. Also, the doctor who delivered you that you karate chopped in the face isn't going to press charges against you/us.

Your mother and I are thinking that you are going to be the strong silent type, because you are quiet. You haven't cried much at all in the less than a day that you have been out here in the world.

Bethesda Country Club named me Father of The Year, and the Free Mason's also just named me Father of The Year. I don't know if I deserve to win Father of The Year awards, but I do know that I will be the best father/dad I know how to be. I will tell you a secret. I seem to get all the awards and credit for being a hero and being an awesome dad, and things like that, but the truth is, your mom is the hero and the awesome parent. Your mommy is an incredible mom, person, and wife, and she even has a doctorate from MIT. Your momma is a doctor.

Your big sister Elizabeth already hugged you and pointed at you and said- "Me brother right dare." Your big brother Cash already hugged you, and pointed at you, and said- "Dat Chistioner Rocksander Joshon."

Christopher Alexander Johnson, you were born into a chaotic world, but our house is filled with love and family. We are so happy you are our son. We will always love you and be there for you!

Love,

Mommy and Daddy

Friday, June 11, 2021

An "Awesome" Dating Memory


The picture on this post is from one of MJ and I’s first dates. MJ’s mom called while we were on our date. MJ was drunk when she called. Not totally wasted drunk, but for sure inhibitions gone drunk. In the middle of what felt like was a somewhat serious call, MJ said- “Mom, I love Malia. I want to marry her. I saw her boob earlier when it fell out of her shirt. Her boob was awesome. She is awesome. We are having an awesome time. I love you ma. You are an awesome mom. I am sorry (MJ couldn’t remember who it was that was sick at the time, but he remembers it was someone from his family that lives in Tennessee) isn’t awesome. I hope she gets awesome again soon. Can I call you back tomorrow ma? I think our table is ready. We are at that awesome Oasis On The Lake restaurant. The sun is setting. It’s awesome on the eyes. I’ll text you a picture. I love you ma. Bye.”

After he hung up, he asked someone standing by us if they would take our picture so that he could send the picture to his mom. He handed the person his phone to take the picture, and we backed up to the railing. MJ asked me to hold his giant margarita glass because he didn’t want his mom to think he was drunk. I was laughing in the picture because I didn’t want his mom to think I was drunk either, and here I was the innocent one holding this giant margarita glass. I asked MJ why he handed me his drink. Wasn’t he worried about what his mom would think about me? MJ said- “I love my mom and I know she worries about me. I handed you the drink because I thought you would know what to do with it. You are my angel Malia May Johnson.” I said- “My last name isn’t Johnson.” MJ said- “Give it time. You gotta admit it has nice ring to it.

I remember telling MJ later that night that I was doing a good job of making him think it was his idea that we should be together. He said he didn’t care whose idea it was for us to be together, but whosever idea it was, it was a good idea.

Michael David Johnson, I will always hold your margarita, kiss you, make love to you, be with you, have your babies, have your back, be your sounding board, be your muse, listen to you, collaborate with you, do whatever, whenever, however with you and for you, for any and all reasons, and I have no doubt you feel the same way about me. 3-8-2012 forever!

Love,

Malia May Now My Last Name Is Johnson

P.S. MJ, I know when you look at this picture the first thought that goes through your mind is me naked wearing the “clod hoppers” shoes I have on in this picture, and I am okay with that, because you know my first thought when I see this picture is you wearing the boots you have on in this picture naked doing “The Dick Dance”. We’re penguins MJ, and you are never getting rid of me!

Our First Slow Dance – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/ourfirstslowdance/

Monday, April 5, 2021

You’ve Got To Stand For Something, or You’ll Fall For Anything by Malia May Johnson


Dedicated to my loving husband (with some side notes for explanation and perspective purposes).

MJ,

I was born in South Africa, and I lived in South Africa until I graduated secondary school (high school) and came to America to go to college. Most of my family still lives in South Africa. 

I had a very happy childhood. I am proud to be from Cape Town, South Africa. That said, the unemployment rate is 33%, and the poverty rate is almost 60%. 

One of my passions is charity work. My passion charities are animal related causes and South African aid and improvement.

I was told for legal reasons not to mention the name of the charity, or to give specifics about the emergency meeting. I can say that the charitable organization I am referencing relates to South Africa, and the rerouting of money earmarked for food security for children living in poverty, into a startup energy company with no history, and no track record.

I know energy is important, but charities are not investors. Taking money away from starving children to fund a startup company that may or may not succeed, I knew was just wrong. 

Here is what happened last week. A rogue board member called for an emergency vote, in secrecy, to try to divert money for earmarked to buy food for poor kids in South Africa, to pay for an energy startup company. I had heard the board member pushing for the energy company was up to no good, and he was using intimidation tactics to try to get what he wanted. 

When I told MJ about it, he was worried about me going to the meeting. I told MJ I wasn’t going to let a greedy bully take food out of starving children’s mouths. MJ insisted that I not go alone. I told him I was going to take our family lawyer with me, and a bodyguard. MJ insisted that he wanted to go with me several times, but I told me no. I wanted to prove I could stand up for what was right all by myself. I was determined to show how “girl power” tough I was. MJ kept insisting that I bring more people with me, and/or that he be allowed to go with me.
 
MJ insisting that he go with me made me feel like he didn’t believe in me, and that I couldn’t handle it. MJ kept telling me that he believes in me, but he was worried about what a greedy, selfish bully might try to do if I was the one standing in the way of him getting what he wanted. I thought he was overreacting, because after all, this is a charity, with charitable people, so what’s the worst that can happen?

Before I left for the meeting MJ begged me to let him come with me. I told MJ to stop treating me like I was a little girl, because I am a woman. Then I turned it back on him. I asked him if he would go by himself if he had to, to stand up for what was right, to protect starving children from a greedy, selfish bully trying to take their food away from them. MJ said that he would go by himself if he had to. I then asked him why he was against me going by myself if he himself would do it. He said- “Baby, I believe in you. I know you want to stand up for what is good, and what is right, but bad guys don’t play fair, and sometimes they are willing to use aggressive/dirty tactics to try to get what they want.” He also said- “I realize it may look like I am setting a double standard here, because I told you I would be willing to go alone if I had to, but I don’t want you to go alone. It’s just that you are carrying our unborn child, and sometimes shitheads in some countries don’t believe in equal rights, and they think they can intimidate women.” I could feel myself getting pissed off as those words were coming out of his mouth. I was thinking, how dare he be sexist like that, and how dare he doubt my abilities, especially since he admitted he would do the same thing I was doing. Right before I walked out the door, I said- “Don’t say another word, except you support me and you love me.” He said- “I support you and I love you.” Then he kissed me, and I walked out the door. 

It took us about 45 minutes with traffic, to pick up my/our lawyer, and to get to the meeting in Washington D.C. Bethesda Maryland, where MJ and I live, and where our family attorney live, is give or take traffic, about a 20 minute drive. We practiced on the way. I felt prepared and ready for the meeting. When we arrived, I noticed immediately there were no other board members/charity members there, except the rogue board member and me. For the resolution to pass, to divert the money from the food for kids’ program, to fund the energy startup company, all attending board members had to approve the resolution. Usually at important board meetings like this one, there would be at least 8 to 10 board members present, but at this meeting, there were only 2. There was one board member supporting funding the energy company, and one board member not supporting the funding the energy company (me).

My lawyer and I were nervous/scared, even though my bodyguard was with us, because on our side of the table/room, was only my lawyer (a woman) and I (a woman), and my bodyguard (a woman). On the other side of the table/room, was the board member supporting the energy company (a man), and 16 other men, yes, I counted them, who were there with him. Only one of the 16 other men that were there with the other board member was carrying/had with them any paperwork/documents/files. I asked my lawyer why the other board member had so many people with him. She said- “To intimidate me into supporting the startup energy company.” I asked her if she was intimidated. She said- “I’m a little bit on edge. It is concerning to me that no other board members are attending, especially considering the magnitude of the meeting.” 

The meeting was scheduled to begin at 9:00 am. The other board member tried to call the meeting to order at 8:50 am. I asked that he wait until 9:00, to see if anymore board members showed up. He agreed to wait, but you could tell he was anxious to get started. Both sides were scheduled to present their case, and then the attending board members would vote. A unanimous vote would be required to divert the money for the food for kids’ program, to fund the energy startup company. I was against funding the energy company, but I was willing to hear the other side out, because you never know.

At 8:57 am, we heard a commotion in the hallway. My lawyer and I looked at each other, and she said- “I bet it’s MJ.” I said- “I hope so. I told him I didn’t want him to come because I wanted to do this by myself, but he didn’t want me to, because he was afraid they would try to bully me into agreeing to fund the energy company.” She said- “I think he was right.” I said- “Me too, but now it is too late.” She said- “If that is MJ in the hallway, you are not going to make him leave, are you?” I said- “No.” She said- “I think we can both tell they are up to no good, and you know MJ would never let these guys bully you.” I said- “I hope he shows up even though I told him not to.” 30 seconds later the double doors swing open, and it’s MJ standing there with his bodyguards and a half dozen of his FBI buddies. One of the security guys standing in the hallway said- “I tried to stop them boss, but there were to many of them.” At that moment, I knew for a fact the other board member was up to no good. 
 
MJ walked up to me, kissed me, and whispered in my ear- “You can hate me for coming to your meeting, but at least I will know you are safe while I am sleeping on the couch tonight.”

Then I whispered in his ear- “I’m sorry I was a bitch to you. I love you.”

Our family lawyer said- “I am glad you showed up. It doesn’t look like they are willing to take no for an answer.”

MJ said- “I am not here to interfere. I support and believe in Malia all the way. I am only here to make sure this is a fair fight.” Then he kissed me and walked to the back of the room.

I whispered to my lawyer- “I love that man.” She whispered back- “Me too today.” Then I turned around, and with complete confidence, because I knew the other board member couldn’t bully me now, said- “That is my husband “MJ The Terrible”. He is not a board member. He is just here for support, like your group is here to support you. I’m ready to get this party started if you are?” Then I sat down. 

The other board member stood up and called the meeting to order. He proposed canceling the vote and rescheduling it for another time. His reason for proposing to cancel the vote was only 2 board members were in attendance, but I have a feeling he proposed canceling the vote because he knew he couldn’t bully me into approving what he wanted.

After the 2 minute meeting was over, I walked up to MJ, and told him he didn’t have to sleep on the couch tonight, on one condition. He had to take me and our lawyer out to a nice breakfast/brunch, to celebrate. He agreed, and took us all out, including his FBI buddies, to a celebratory breakfast/brunch, at The Lafayette restaurant.

MJ, you are an amazing husband and father. I am lucky to have you as my husband, and our babies are lucky to have you as their father. You might not always know the right answers on my Cosmo relationship quizzes, but I know you will always love me, support me, be there for me, and always have my back!

All of my love and devotion,

Malia

P.S. MJ, you told said- “You’ve got to stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything.” Well, I stood up for what was right, and I fell even more in love with you. It was a win win.

Tuesday, February 9, 2021

It’s You! It’s You! It’s All Because of You!


MJ: I can’t believe the company is taking off like it is. We friggin bought Cyber Intelligence Inc today baby!

Malia: I am so proud of you. Tarica text me that you cried at the press conference. 

MJ: Happy tears baby! 

Malia: You slept through a plane crash like it was nothing, but you tear up at a press conference. You are an original baby.

MJ: Tarica was great at the press conference. They kept trying to ask me questions, and she said- “I will be running the combined company. “MJ The Terrible” will be working on the big picture. If you have questions about Masters of Money buying Cyber Intelligence, I will answer them.” Then I kind of made my exit so she could enjoy the moment and do her thing.

Malia: How did you make your exit? Describe it please. 

MJ: I did a little outro and headed for the exit. 

Malia: I would like to know what you said and did right before you left. 

MJ: Baby, just some nice words and I teared up. It was a moment! Don’t mess with me woman!

Malia: Would I want to hear it? Did you mention anyone during your outro? 

MJ: Baby, I left because I wanted to be with the most incredible person I have ever had the pleasure of knowing, to celebrate with her, because without her, I never would have made it out of the hospital 5 years ago. 

Malia: I watched it on TV. That was so romantic. I teared up when I saw you tear up. I had a feeling you were thinking about me at that second. Then you said, and I will never forget it- “Malia. This day was only possible because I was lucky enough to meet an angel on Thursday March 8th, 2012. I’m going to go have a Hollywood happy ending with my wife. Tarica, I know you got this. I gotta go. Bye guys.”

MJ: I meant every word. I want you Malia.

Malia: I’m right here baby. I don’t know what was wetter when I saw you say that my face from the tears, or my you know what between my legs. 

MJ: I have 2 questions I want to ask you, and you have to be honest with me ok? 

Malia: Of course baby! 

MJ: 1. Why did you want to be with me back in 2012? I had nothing to offer you. I wasn’t even allowed to leave the building we met in, because they were still trying to figure out what to do with me after the Stuxnet fiasco. 2. You could have any guy you wanted. You are the most beautiful, brilliant, loving, loyal, giving, woman. Why me Malia? My nickname is “MJ The Terrible”! Why would an angel want to be with “MJ The Terrible”? 

Malia: Well, part of it I can’t explain. I was just drawn to you. There is this incredible energy about you. I was intrigued by you. I mean, you are the only person I have ever heard of that the military and intelligence community had no idea how to handle. You are one of one in that category. That was crazy to me. I guess I expected you to be a monster almost, and here you were this all American guy who looked like a sexy farm boy from Nebraska. When you looked into my eyes, no one has ever looked at me like that before or since. It was electric. Then I got to know you, because the rumors about you were just that, rumors. The real you was so sweet and loving. You didn’t want to be with me because you were worried about me getting hurt. And you always got the door for me. You still do that 9 years later. You could have taken all of the credit for yourself today at the merger press conference, but instead you told all of Bethesda how much you love me, and how I’m the reason for your success. That is up there as far as romantic gestures go baby. There were so many moments that over and over again kept proving you were the one for me. I was amazed that I made you nervous. Here you were with basically every military, defense, and intelligence agency around the world, and even the FBI coming down on you big time, and you didn’t seem all that concerned about it, but I made you nervous. That was unbelievable to me. My heart belonged to you the second you looked deep into my eyes. My heart still belongs to you, and my heart always will belong to you. 

MJ: Fair enough. There has been so much pressure and stress in the build up to today’s merger announcement. I need some stress relief/to blow off some stress, and chill for a day or 2.

Malia: What kind of stress relief did you have in mind? Will I be naked for this stress relief that you speak of? 

MJ: ;) and yes!

Malia: I had a feeling you would want some sexual healing after all the hoopla today, so I prepared accordingly. 

MJ: How did you prepare? 

Malia: Well, let’s just say that I don’t have any hair from the neck down, I’m wearing something from Victoria Secret, and I got all dolled up for you. You will be getting the heroes welcome you deserve. I can’t believe you did that today Michael David Johnson. I got like 10 calls and texts after you told the whole city that I’m an angel and I’m the reason for your success. I can’t believe you did that! You’re crazy baby!

MJ: I’m crazy about you!

Malia: I heard you come in the front door. You know why I love you, because you are so loving that you don’t even realize how loving you are. I am ready and waiting in our bedroom to make mad passionate love to you!

Masters of Money LLC Acquires Cyber Intelligence Inc for $14.6 Million Dollars – https://www.mastersofmoney.com/masters-of-money-llc-acquires-cyber-intelligence-inc-for-14-6-million-dollars/