Nice shooting baby!

The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ said- "We should have got only the kind with words, where it says Pregnant or Not Pregnant. I mean, look at this. Is 2 lines on here pregnant or not? Look at this one. On this one I think a cross is pregnant. On this one it looks like an X is pregnant. This one has words. Pee on this one, because I want to know if we're pregnant or not. I don't want to have to decode the symbols to find out if we're pregnant or not."

I did what you said. Is this clear enough for you baby? (See attached pic)

MJ is flying to meet with President Elect Biden, and Vice President Elect Harris today. 

I told MJ I wanted to take a prego test today. He told me if I wanted to, to go ahead and do it. I asked him if he wanted me to wait to tell him what the results were until he got back. 

He said I could tell him any way that I wanted to, and he would be cool with it. 

Well baby, I decided to tell you through social media. I wonder if MJ will find out himself first, or will someone else be the one to tell him?

Baby, I'm sorry. I rigged the answer. I contacted Jen O'Malley Dillon, President Elect Biden's campaign manager. We worked it out so that President Elect Biden and Vice President Elect Harris would tell you the results at the same time later today. 

I'm sure you can see the picture on this post, and POTUS and V-POTUS will tell you the good news, but just in case you can't see the picture on this post, and they don't tell you first......WE'RE PREGNANT!!!

I love you baby! I will miss you like crazy tonight. I can't wait until my sexy conquering hero comes home to me tomorrow! XOXO

All of my love,

Malia

P.S. I enjoyed all of the baby making practice!

Baby Making Practice Invite For Michael David Johnson

To: Michael David Johnson

This love video for you is red.

Your mom will be here to pick up the babies soon.

Now bring that sexy body home because I want to make a baby with you in the bedroom!

From: Your Loving Wife Always, But Today I'm Your Love Slave All Day Long!

P.S. You know how you made the "Baby Making Heat Scale" to measure my baby making heat horniness? Well, I just tested myself, and the scale exploded!

P.P.S. Dr. Frincke, you might wanna have the medical staff at Walter Reed on standby, because I'm about to do things to MJ that his body might not be able to handle!

Click here - Malia This Love Video For You Is Red Video

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 16

"Most people do all they can to fit in with everyone else. So, anyone who puts themselves out there deserves respect, because at least they are willing to take a risk." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch  

"A lot of things in life we can't control. Embrace the chaos. Life might just astonish you!" Gary McKinnon

"Sometimes the best thing to do is wait until everything becomes clearer." Gina Haspel    

"Wealth is important, but health is more important. If you don't have good health, all the wealth in the world doesn't mean a thing. Take care of the only body. It's the only one you have." Dr. Frincke

"Find out what you want. Find out how to get what you want. Go get what you want." Tarica Patel

"No one can predict the future. Not you. Not me. No one. Your future is what you make it. If your future sucks, it's what you made it. If your future is great, it's what you made it. It's up to you to write your future. Write a future that doesn't end in regrets." Marcus Jennings

"Stand up for what you want. Stand up for yourself. Stand up for what is right. Stand up for people who can't stand up for themselves but stand for something." Brittany White  

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Today could also be the last day of your life. Live for today, but plan tomorrow, because you just never know." Kevin M.

"Sometimes you have to disrupt the status quo to get attention for what's important. Disruption is uncomfortable but effective." Becky Beaver

"No is a powerful word. You have to use it, or people will take advantage of you." Donald Trump Jr.

"COVID19 is a global hater that is trying to stop us all from living our lives the way we want to. And just like normal haters, we will overcome this global hater." Chris Hubbard

"Always do right by your people. By your people, I mean your family, your friends, your teammates, and everybody else who is on your side." Kamala Harris

"I don't know if time is on my side, but I know we only have a limited amount of time on this earth and I am not wasting it." J.J. Mendelhaussen

"If you want to really piss your haters off, take all of their bull shit in stride, and keep right on going." Marcus Jennings  

"Ignorance is a lack of knowledge. You haven't learned it. Stupidity is having the and not using it." Jeanne P. Johnson

"You have to make a decision that you want a better life. Once you make the decision you want a better life, that is when you can start to change the things in your life you don't like. The decision is where it all begins." Ben Dupont  

"Sometimes in life you just have to deal with things that are unfair, knowing that on the other side of it a whole lot of good is coming your way." Donald Trump Jr.

"You don't have to live on the edge to experience life, but don't get so comfortable in your comfort zone, that you never leave it. Take a vacation from your comfort zone occasionally. Believe in yourself! Go you!" Gene Rockefeller

"Dare to dream and dare to live those dreams." Chris Hubbard

"Step one is the hardest, so once you knock that one out of the way, step two on gets a lot easier!" Big J. Kosta

Legendary Self-Help Guru Napoleon Hill’s 17 Universal Principles of Success & Achievement - https://www.mjtheterrible.com/legendaryselfhelpgurunapoleonhills17universalprinciplesofsuccessandachievement/