Saturday, December 9, 2017

What kind of friend is "MJ The Terrible"?

Your birthday.......He's not remembering it.

Anniversaries........He's not remembering it.

Being unbelievably late to everything but you know he will always show up.........That's MJ.

When the world is taking a dump on you and you need someone who will drop everything they're doing to be there for you........That's MJ.

Need to bury a dead body in your trunk at 3 o'clock in the morning no questions asked and you never have to worry about the person telling anyone about it........That's MJ. Not that this has ever happened. Shhhh!

Need someones help because you are being bullied or messed with.........That's MJ.

Need someone to take your side when everyone is against you..........That's MJ.

Need someone who will say you were with them when there is incriminating evidence showing you were somewhere else........That's MJ.

Love and laughs,

Saggie Maggie
Former University of Akron Classmate

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