An Open Letter To Haters

Dear Haters,

I'd like to take a moment to thank you. Thank you for pointing out all of my weaknesses, so that I can improve on them.

I really appreciate you spending so much of your time focused on me.

I almost feel bad for consuming so much of your time. I mean, while you spend your time finding my weaknesses and areas I need improvement in, your lives suffer.

Please make sure you spend time improving yourselves as well, because if you only focus on me, your own lives won't improve at all.

Sincerely,

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson