Nice shooting baby!

The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ said- "We should have got only the kind with words, where it says Pregnant or Not Pregnant. I mean, look at this. Is 2 lines on here pregnant or not? Look at this one. On this one I think a cross is pregnant. On this one it looks like an X is pregnant. This one has words. Pee on this one, because I want to know if we're pregnant or not. I don't want to have to decode the symbols to find out if we're pregnant or not."

I did what you said. Is this clear enough for you baby? (See attached pic)

MJ is flying to meet with President Elect Biden, and Vice President Elect Harris today. 

I told MJ I wanted to take a prego test today. He told me if I wanted to, to go ahead and do it. I asked him if he wanted me to wait to tell him what the results were until he got back. 

He said I could tell him any way that I wanted to, and he would be cool with it. 

Well baby, I decided to tell you through social media. I wonder if MJ will find out himself first, or will someone else be the one to tell him?

Baby, I'm sorry. I rigged the answer. I contacted Jen O'Malley Dillon, President Elect Biden's campaign manager. We worked it out so that President Elect Biden and Vice President Elect Harris would tell you the results at the same time later today. 

I'm sure you can see the picture on this post, and POTUS and V-POTUS will tell you the good news, but just in case you can't see the picture on this post, and they don't tell you first......WE'RE PREGNANT!!!

I love you baby! I will miss you like crazy tonight. I can't wait until my sexy conquering hero comes home to me tomorrow! XOXO

All of my love,

Malia

P.S. I enjoyed all of the baby making practice!

Baby Making Practice Invite For Michael David Johnson

To: Michael David Johnson

This love video for you is red.

Your mom will be here to pick up the babies soon.

Now bring that sexy body home because I want to make a baby with you in the bedroom!

From: Your Loving Wife Always, But Today I'm Your Love Slave All Day Long!

P.S. You know how you made the "Baby Making Heat Scale" to measure my baby making heat horniness? Well, I just tested myself, and the scale exploded!

P.P.S. Dr. Frincke, you might wanna have the medical staff at Walter Reed on standby, because I'm about to do things to MJ that his body might not be able to handle!

Click here - Malia This Love Video For You Is Red Video

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 16

"Most people do all they can to fit in with everyone else. So, anyone who puts themselves out there deserves respect, because at least they are willing to take a risk." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch  

"A lot of things in life we can't control. Embrace the chaos. Life might just astonish you!" Gary McKinnon

"Sometimes the best thing to do is wait until everything becomes clearer." Gina Haspel    

"Wealth is important, but health is more important. If you don't have good health, all the wealth in the world doesn't mean a thing. Take care of the only body. It's the only one you have." Dr. Frincke

"Find out what you want. Find out how to get what you want. Go get what you want." Tarica Patel

"No one can predict the future. Not you. Not me. No one. Your future is what you make it. If your future sucks, it's what you made it. If your future is great, it's what you made it. It's up to you to write your future. Write a future that doesn't end in regrets." Marcus Jennings

"Stand up for what you want. Stand up for yourself. Stand up for what is right. Stand up for people who can't stand up for themselves but stand for something." Brittany White  

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Today could also be the last day of your life. Live for today, but plan tomorrow, because you just never know." Kevin M.

"Sometimes you have to disrupt the status quo to get attention for what's important. Disruption is uncomfortable but effective." Becky Beaver

"No is a powerful word. You have to use it, or people will take advantage of you." Donald Trump Jr.

"COVID19 is a global hater that is trying to stop us all from living our lives the way we want to. And just like normal haters, we will overcome this global hater." Chris Hubbard

"Always do right by your people. By your people, I mean your family, your friends, your teammates, and everybody else who is on your side." Kamala Harris

"I don't know if time is on my side, but I know we only have a limited amount of time on this earth and I am not wasting it." J.J. Mendelhaussen

"If you want to really piss your haters off, take all of their bull shit in stride, and keep right on going." Marcus Jennings  

"Ignorance is a lack of knowledge. You haven't learned it. Stupidity is having the and not using it." Jeanne P. Johnson

"You have to make a decision that you want a better life. Once you make the decision you want a better life, that is when you can start to change the things in your life you don't like. The decision is where it all begins." Ben Dupont  

"Sometimes in life you just have to deal with things that are unfair, knowing that on the other side of it a whole lot of good is coming your way." Donald Trump Jr.

"You don't have to live on the edge to experience life, but don't get so comfortable in your comfort zone, that you never leave it. Take a vacation from your comfort zone occasionally. Believe in yourself! Go you!" Gene Rockefeller

"Dare to dream and dare to live those dreams." Chris Hubbard

"Step one is the hardest, so once you knock that one out of the way, step two on gets a lot easier!" Big J. Kosta

Legendary Self-Help Guru Napoleon Hill’s 17 Universal Principles of Success & Achievement - https://www.mjtheterrible.com/legendaryselfhelpgurunapoleonhills17universalprinciplesofsuccessandachievement/

How To Get Your Emails Read

How To Get Your Emails Read:

It can be frustrating when emails you sent that you know are important, don't get read.

Most email providers have an option to m

ark an email as important, if you want to highlight an email as important.

Depending on the amount of emails you send out, the size of the company/organization, and your time constraints, following up an email with a phone call is usually a very effective method to get your emails read.

Unfortunately, emails can be a lot like advertisements, where unless you have a powerful headline, and in this case subject line, your ad/email may not be looked at/read.

Here are some proven subject headlines you can use to get a higher email open rate.

Note: Some of these subject headlines are pretty aggressive, so use your best judgment as to which one is appropriate for the situation.

1. Urgent message enclosed

2. Open ASAP (Time sensitive)

3. Warning! Read immediately!

4. - Need to know information enclosed -

5. This could be the most important email in your inbox

6. THIS IS A MUST READ EMAIL

7. OMG! You gotta see this.....

8. +++++IMPORTANT+++++

9. Read me!!!!!

10. Important: Your results are enclosed

One final tip: Using a persons name improves the odds that your email will get opened. We are almost programmed, for lack of a better word, to see things addressed specifically to us as more important.

10 Powerful Tips To Help You Get What You Want - https://www.mastersofmoney.com/10powerfultipstohelpyougetwhatyouwant/

CIA Distinguished Intelligence Cross Awarded To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson For Acts of Extraordinary Heroism

During the 73 year history of the Central Intelligence Agency, only a handful of people have been awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross. The Distinguished Intelligence Cross(DIC) is the highest decoration awarded by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). It is one of the rarest awards for valor an individual can receive. It is the CIA’s equivalent of the U.S. Military’s Medal of Honor.

The Distinguished Intelligence Cross is awarded for “a voluntary act or acts of extraordinary heroism involving the acceptance of existing dangers with conspicuous fortitude and exemplary courage”.

Central Intelligence Agency Distinguished Intelligence Cross award recipients are awarded secretly and are rarely known to the public, due to the classification level of the operation, and often cannot be displayed, discussed or acknowledged publicly.

Known Distinguished Intelligence Cross Recipients:

Leo F. Baker (Bay of Pigs invasion)
William F. Buckley (Information collection in situations of incredible danger)
John T. Downey (Held captive in China for more than 20 years before being released in 1973)
Richard Fecteau (Held captive in China for 17 years before being released in 1971)
Wade C. Gray (Bay of Pigs invasion)
Thomas W. Ray (Bay of Pigs Invasion)
Thomas “Pete” Ray (Bay of Pigs invasion)
Riley W. Shamburger (Bay of Pigs invasion)
Greg Vogle (Paramilitary Officer and CIA Trailblazer)
Molly Huckaby Hardy (U.S. embassy bombing in Nairobi)
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson (Has distinct honor of being the very first Distinguished Intelligence Cross awardee for Cyberwarfare)

You may be wondering what the life of a Distinguished Intelligence Cross (DIC) awardee is really like. Each Distinguished Intelligence Cross awardee has lived/live very interesting lives. I can say that, because I have unique knowledge of previous awardees, and I myself am lucky enough to be able to be an awardee myself.

Here are several links from my blog that describe in detail what the life of a Distinguished Intelligence Cross (DIC) awardee is really like.

Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Awarded Distinguished Intelligence Cross – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/whatmy6yearoldsoncjsaidabouthisdaddybeingawardedthedistinguishedintelligencecross/

The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/thefirstconversationmaliaandieverhadbymichaelmjtheterriblejohnson/

Back & Forth Texts Between Malia & “MJ The Terrible” From The First Time “MJ The Terrible” Met Malia’s Friends – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/backandforthtextsbetweenmaliaandmjfromthefirsttimemjmetmaliasfriends/

Please stop sending me devices. PLEASE! – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/please-stop-sending-me-devices-please/  

Ashhole Change Memories & Peace – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/ashholechangememoriesandpeace/

Walter Reed MJ Care Team Reunion Party Public RSVP – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/walter-reed-mj-care-team-reunion-party-public-rsvp-letter/

Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and Son’s Visit To Fort Hood Military Base – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson-and-sons-visit-to-fort-hood-military-base/

MJ The Terrible Saves His Son’s Life – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/mj-the-terrible-saves-his-sons-life/

Stuxnet Related Hate Mail and Conspiracy Theories Addressed – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/stuxnet-related-hate-mail-and-conspiracy-theories-addressed/

Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Awarded The Distinguished Intelligence Cross

What my 6-year-old son CJ said about his Daddy (me) being awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross.

He said these 6 things, and I decided to write them down.

 

1. “I love you hero Daddy. Have you ever fighted Red Skull, Captain America’s bad guy?”

2. “Remember when on Christmas Eve when Donald Trump the President called and said you were a hero? Is this a copy of the hero thing he said?”

3. “You know what would be even cooler than this? It would be cooler if it said you were a superhero, because superheroes are cooler than just regular heroes. I think superheroes are the highest you can go.”

4. “Am I going to see you less because you’re a hero now?” (Side note- Not a chance in hell! That’s not what I said to him, but that’s what I was thinking.)

5. “Can we wrestle now? I don’t even care if you are a hero now. I am going to whoop you silly.

Then he whispered to me- “You know I’m just kidding right? That is what John Cena would say to another wrestler. Pretend you are the wrestler John Cena is going to beat. After I do all my moves, that’s when I’m going to pin you.”

6. “My teacher said your computer virus is the reason we didn’t have to war with Iran. Where is Iran? Is that by Ohio?”

Important note: A special thank you to my friends and family! I couldn’t have accomplished being awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross, gotten a college degree, built successful businesses, etc, if I didn’t have such amazing, caring, loving, supportive friends and family!

The Women of Masters of Money & “MJ The Terrible”….. https://www.mjtheterrible.com/thewomenofmastersofmoneyandmjtheterrible/

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson and son CJ With John Wesley Shipp - Greater Austin Comic Con

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson and son CJ, with John Wesley Shipp, at the Greater Austin Comic Con. (Cedar Park, Texas - June 16th, 2018)

About John Wesley Shipp-

John Wesley Shipp has portrayed Henry Allen, the father to Grant Gustin's Scarlet Speedster on the CW's hit series The Flash. He also plays Jay Garrick, "The Golden Age hero. Shipp starred as The Flash when CBS brought the series to television in 1990's; in fact, he has played four roles in the "Flash" multiverse: Barry Allen, Professor Zoom, Henry Allen, and Jay Garrick.

A constant presence on television for nearly four decades, Shipp took on another iconic role after The Flash that of Mitch Leery, James Van der Beek's father, on the WB's coming of age series Dawson's Creek. He continued with a memorable turn as boxer Lucky Williams, love interest to Julianne Phillip's Frankie, on Season 5 of NBC's hit drama Sisters, and terrified audiences with his haunting arc as Isaac's abusive father and Beacon Hills gravedigger, Mr. Lahey, opposite Daniel Sharman on MTV's drama Teen Wolf.

Thank you Greater Austin Comic Con, for the fun memories. My son and I loved every minute of it!

Sincerely,

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I know Volume 10 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

"If I play, I play to win. If I don't win the first time, then you can bet your ass I'm winning the next time around." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"First the question is what. Then the question is why. Then the question is how." Gene Rockefeller (Close friend and an absolutely brilliant person)

"Living paycheck to paycheck is a now only situation, if you get your shit together, and start doing what you have to do to get shot done." Natalie Dupont Johnson (Queen Bee- It's a long story!)

"Forget revenge. That is karmas job. I am focused on getting shit done, and building my future." Natalie Dupont Johnson (Queen Bee- It's a long story!)

"I wasn't a very good cook, until I realized that butter, sugar, or salt, make just about everything taste better." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person) 

"I always look for the people who are more on the self "less" side of things, than on the self "ish" side of things." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person) 

"When haters knock you down, get back up and say- "You hit like a bitch!" Then do what you gotta do." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"Behind every question, lies an answer, and behind every answer, lies the truth." Ben Dupont (Friend and family member)

"Our veterans are great. This day is to celebrate you. So let’s all pray, for the red, white and blue." David C. Johnson (My Dad)

My Favorite Quotes From People That I know Volume 9 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2018/06/my-favorite-quotes-from-people-that-i.html

My Favorite Quotes From People That I know Volume 9 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

"The good life, in 10 words or less- Action, adventure, romance, knowledge, food, fitness, friends, and family." Big J. Kosta (Close friend, and a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"The one place you will never find success, is inside of your comfort zone." Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

"Good looks mean nothing without brains and a good attitude." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"Do everything that you can do. That is what you do. That is what you always do!" E. Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)

"Expect bullshit from the haters, but never accept it." Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

"No one has all of the answers. Some people are good at sports. Some people are good with people, some people are naturally intelligent, but no one has all of the answers. That said, we all can look for the answers in our lives. That's an ability we all have." Dr. Frincke (The doctor whose experimental drug treatment program brought me back to life/kept me alive, after I suffered from a subdural hematoma rupture in 2015.)

"I am a woman. I am often overlooked, until you need sex, clean clothes, food, friendship, fun, support and more. I am a woman. I am seen as weaker, emotionally delicate and needy. Men, incase you didn't notice, we control everything from breakfast, to the bedroom, to birth. Cross us, and we will make your life hell on earth. Love us, and you will know happiness like most men only dream of." Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) - (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my "work wife", a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends)

"Don't quit! Adjust, adapt, and overcome!" E. Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)

"Haters, I am warning you. Stay out of my way! Now, if you decide to stay in my way, and you get run the hell over, you can't say I didn't warn you!" Marcus Jennings (One of my closest friends, a member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death, and a business partner)

"I believe in being an American. Not an American't, or an Americon." E. Fanning (Long-time friend and mentor)

"I know that things will always be okay, because I am one of those people that will either find a way, or make a way." Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch (A friend since college, and the only girl member of "MJ The Terrible" & Team Digital Death)

"Seek foolish destiny. People will talk, but they are going to talk anyway. I choose to be me, and live my life. If some people don't like that, then those people will not be in my life." Natalie Dupont Johnson (Queen Bee- It's a long story!)

My Favorite Quotes From People That I know Volume 8 by Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson - http://mjtheterrible.blogspot.com/2018/05/my-favorite-quotes-from-people-that-i_22.html

Thank you Jeff Hardy, and the WWE!

Jeff Hardy and the WWE,

My son and I really appreciate how you rolled out the red carpet for us this weekend! 

Thank you very much. You made my son the happiest boy in Texas on Saturday, and me, one happy Daddy.

Sincerely,

Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson