Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson

World, meet Christopher Alexander Johnson. Christopher Alexander Johnson, meet the world. Christopher, you were born at 3:13 am....

The picture on this post is from one of MJ and I’s first dates. MJ’s mom called while we were on our date. MJ was drunk when she...

Dedicated to my loving husband (with some side notes for explanation and perspective purposes). MJ, I was born in South Africa, ...

Some of my friends have been sharing their recent dating horror stories me. Either the men they are dating cheated on them, or t...

This morning my brother from another Mother Marcus came over to drop something off.   Marcus saw my daughter Elizabeth, who'...

The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ s...

To: Michael David Johnson This love video for you is red. Your mom will be here to pick up the babies soon. Now bring that sexy ...

"If I play, I play to win. If I don't win the first time, then you can bet your ass I'm winning the next time around." Kri...

Featured on the picture attached to this post- Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) - (A contractor, an employee, a business par...

"They say you can't have it all, but then again, they say a lot of things that are complete bull shit. What do they know anyway?...

"Our imagination is there to be used. In our imagination, we can be and do anything. What is in our imagination, is the key to our happ...

"How to keep a good man happy....Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be th...

"When you do the time, you pay the crime. When you put in the time, you get paid and shine!" Derron Cook (Long-time friend and bus...

"Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free, and action is what makes things happen." Malia May Johnson (My wife, best frie...